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SECtalk Secret Confessions

Started by Bulldog Bry, Aug 02 2007 02:17 PM

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Dooley's Perfect Part

Posted 02 August 2007 - 09:38 PM

Sabanocchio

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TimNem turns me on in ways no woman ever has.

Grady is really my mentally retarded younger brother, so I can hate.

Savage Orange Jugs owns an orange juice company by the same name. It's all I buy.

I buy weed off Beeds daily.

Wally Goat is actually my pet. He convinced me to come on this board after a series of incidents involving the neighbors dog and a can of whipped cream.
My lawn stays nice and trim.

Shk is actually a 7 foot tall green ogre.

My hatred for BamaPerry lies in the fact that he beat me in a karaoke contest with Culture Club's "Do you really want to hurt me". I sang "Loving You" and lost it on the high note.

The Ramp is pregnant with my child.

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Posted 02 August 2007 - 10:08 PM

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Sabanocchio said:

The Ramp is pregnant with my child.

DNA results haven't came in yet. so don't be bragging just yet

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#18
Dooley's Perfect Part

Posted 02 August 2007 - 10:20 PM

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You lying, cheating bastard.

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Posted 02 August 2007 - 10:59 PM

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Sabanocchio said:

You lying, cheating bastard.

We will see this play out on Maury?:laugh:

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Posted 02 August 2007 - 11:50 PM

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1. I have life size cut-outs of Blaaaaaaaaaake and 24 on my wall.

2. Aza,shk and tim are in my harem

3.When I grow up I wanna be like Neo

4.I had a fling with Sabanocchio until I found out he was in love with Ramp

5. I want to master the King's English like Savage Jug does

6. Wally is my daddy

Bringing Kimbrel in to close is like unleashing

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Posted 03 August 2007 - 12:10 AM

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no Im not a woman Bry........try bi-curious hermaphrodite

I believe TimNem to be Kevin Bacon as I believe AU24 to be Doogie Howser

I have shaved junk......girlfriends preference

I pluck gray hairs out of my hairy chest weekly

I get my nails and toes did at least once every two months

I worship Andy Griffith

I believe Neo to be an underground Arayan nation squad leader that secretly cross dresses

I knew this post wouldnt turn out positive

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timNem

Posted 03 August 2007 - 12:22 AM

I Need A Squeegee

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azamugg said:

no Im not a woman Bry........try bi-curious hermaphrodite

I believe TimNem to be Kevin Bacon as I believe AU24 to be Doogie Howser

I have shaved junk......girlfriends preference

I pluck gray hairs out of my hairy chest weekly

I get my nails and toes did at least once every two months

I worship Andy Griffith

I believe Neo to be an underground Arayan nation squad leader that secretly cross dresses

I knew this post wouldnt turn out positive

:laugh: Footloose?

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Posted 03 August 2007 - 12:43 AM

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Everytime I successfully log on, I am suprised that im not banned.

I really am "a little computer gangster, 5 foot 8, 110 lbs of pure punk". (but Im drinking milk)

There is only 1 poster on this board that I truly dislike, and he's not a barner or a UT fan.

Sometimes when I am getting dressed, I look in the mirror and make the "Nick Saban, exposed teeth, WTF are you doing" face.

When SOJ got banned, a little tear formed in the corner of my eye.

When I was 17, I got arrested in Jackson County Fla for peeing on the side of a gas station.

Like Bry, I am suspect of new members, but more because of multiple user names.

I found a new hook up, all Beeds ever gave me was swag.

I spend way to much time at home and at work looking at football message boards........Great Thread!!

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#24
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Posted 03 August 2007 - 12:50 AM

I Need A Squeegee

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I spend too much time on this site and others.

azamugg reminds me of my big brother Mark.

I let my wife give me manicures and pedicures.

I like day spas.

I've caught Blaaake peeping in my windows at night.

I think I have got into trouble with Beeds in the fuzzy years in my past.

There is nothing finer than a good Dominican or a Monte Cristo.

I'm superstitious when it comes to sports.

I haven't shaved my junk but my hair on my head is rapidly jumping ship.

My wife is scared to walk into an airport with me because of my dark complexion.

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Dooley's Perfect Part

Posted 03 August 2007 - 06:19 AM

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I've caught Blaaake peeping in my windows at night.

What's funny is that while Blaaaake had you occupied, I was stealing your TV.

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#26
timNem

Posted 03 August 2007 - 06:20 AM

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Sabanocchio said:

What's funny is that while Blaaaake had you occupied, I was stealing your TV.

I knew something was missing :sad:

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Posted 03 August 2007 - 07:43 AM

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Um............ok. This wasn't really supposed to be the "how gay can I be" thread, but since you guys really dug deep (and have kept me in stitches), I'll offer up more.

I saw Yanni in concert.

Ever since I've been on high BP medicine, I've, uh, lost a little mojo. It's not that I don't want to go on vacation or can't drive, I just don't want to get in the car as often.

I eat the cookie dough and blame it on my kids.

I'm strangely attracted to Sandra Bernhard.

GATA!