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[Bulldog Bry]

Whereas:

We, the members of SECtalk are very passionate about our respective teams and our conference and we may not make it another month before the games begin, and
Fall practices are about to begin but none of us wants to hear the nonsensical ramblings of a biased fan about how another team is "stacked at RB" based on what they did against the 2nd team defense, and
We all need to cool off and take a break from...well, from the nastiness that has been abound lately, and
The Auburn/Alabama pissing match threads are becoming more than just a little repetitive, so even that's not fun any more,

I propose that we confess those things that we would normally wish no one else to know regarding this message board.

For instance:

I don't know the difference between Gatornation and Gatorhunter. Seriously.

I have a crush on azamugg. He's a chick, right? :laugh:

I'm suspect of all new members here. I'm thinking they're posters who were previously kicked off.

I believe in a previous life, I may have purchased a bag of hash from Jerry Beeds.

[The Ramp]

I like to start agruements between the Aub and Bama nations.

I touch myself in the BOTD threads

I like to like to read Sabanocchio's posts in a sexy drag queen voice

I hold my breath during Grady's posts and see if I can finish reading it before I pass out.

and sometimes...on occassion...I like to "pillow talk" PM with GeauxTo

did i say too much?

[dcbama]

I am Salty Orange Jello's father and his blowup at me yesterday stemmed from his mother and I taking away his 'Wiggles' DVD collection earlier that morning.

[WallyGoat]

I type rather well when I'm not sober. Sometimes I make sense.

AU Blaaaaaake is really a Cabbage Patch Kid. He told me in confidence, but I can withhold that information no longer.

I think The Ramp knows where I live. I just pretend to be his friend so he doesn't kill me. :unsure:

I like Grady.

I'm an actual goat. Surprised? You shouldn't be.

[AUFootball24]

I....don't.....hate Shk. :ohmy:

[The Ramp]

WallyGoat said:

I'm an actually goat. Surprised? You shouldn't be.

how do you type?

[AUFootball24]

The Ramp said:

how do you type?

Pure willpower. You should see it, it's amazing.

[GatorHunter]

The Ramp said:

I like to start agruements between the Aub and Bama nations.

I touch myself in the BOTD threads

I like to like to read Sabanocchio's posts in a sexy drag queen voice

I hold my breath during Grady's posts and see if I can finish reading it before I pass out.

and sometimes...on occassion...I like to "pillow talk" PM with GeauxTo

did i say too much?

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FREAKIN' POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

:laugh: :rofl: :welcome: :yelrotflm :icon_rofl :rolling2: :lolup: :LOL_Hair:

[crawfish]

I tend to walk backwards at times.
I secretly dated an Ole Miss girl while a student at LSU.

[GatorHunter]

While waiting to see if I had been accepted into med school at UF...I considered transferring to f$u (UF had a small satelite med school program at f$u).

I hate broken bones...can't stand to look at displaced fractures or open fractures.

I spend way to much time on this site.

My wife thinks I'm doing "work stuff" when I'm on this site.

I have sperm motility issues.

I really hate f$u.

I'm a closet women's gymnastics fan.

I really hate f$u.

[SeanVol]

I'm a Closet Bama Fan

I think Paris Hilton is talented

I rock out to Hillary Duff

I'm wearing Red Heels Right Now

President of the East Tennessee Chapter of the Richard Simmons Fan Club

I think Justin Timberlake is this generation version of Liberace

[WallyGoat]

The Ramp said:

how do you type?

Voice activated typing device. You wear it over your ears and talk into it like a microphone...

And yes, I can talk.... :thumpsup:

[WallyGoat]

AUFootball24 said:

Pure willpower. You should see it, it's amazing.

Close enough... :laugh:

[timNem]

Best thread ever!!!!!

[AUChamps]

I.....was actually in awe of the entire gameday experience in a good way at my 1st football game at Bryant-Denny Stadium(and I wasn't there for an Iron Bowl).