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An Open Letter to Rolling Coal

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Matt

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Dear Coal Rollers,

As a Prius driver I thought I would pass on that: I can not tell a difference between on old truck that is burning oil because the engine is in bad repair and someone rolling coal on me because I'm a socialist.  This is because there are so many trucks on the road that leave behind a black cloud of smoke that your protest just blends into the background.  If I may offer a suggesting; if you are going to do it at least let me know by having a passenger hang out the window to video it or maybe put a sign on your truck that says "I'm attempting to harm your 20 month old daughter because you drive a fuel efficient vehicle."  Also make sure it is a day with sufficiently high atmospheric pressure so that your little puff of smoke has a chance of actually hitting my tiny little car, I would hate for you to waste so much money on smog clouds that impenitently float up into the sky. Otherwise, I will not know that you are trying to annoy me and will drive along in my aerodynamic and airtight car thinking I wonder what's wrong with that truck?  If you will at least give me the this small courtesy, I promise to shake my fist in the air so that you I can bring a tiny ray of happiness to your day.  Maybe if you do a good enough job smoking me I may even rear end you.  Man, I bet the court would probably make me even pay you out of my welfare check.

Sincerely,

Matt

PS.  'Merica!

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Damn prius drivers.  Damn "coal rollers" too.  I'm just trying to get back and forth to work without getting a ticket from the big government police state so that I can afford to survive and contribute tax revenue for the services that our community needs.

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Eastern Kentucky can ill afford to lose the coal industry.  As poverty stricken as the area is, it'd be absolutely detrimental to this state if we lost the industry entirely.
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phuck off eco snobs.

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you drive a prius?

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I only made it to "as a prius driver"....
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Matt be mad...butt pretending not tooo be mad....bipolar?

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My Jeep burns what your Prius saves
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Prius....

Edited by AUskip07, 25 August 2014 - 05:36 PM.

"Sometimes you need to decide which mountaintop you want to die on." John Dixon

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Prius drivers couldn't fit in anywhere so they created their own cult. No big deal. Laugh at them and they get mad. I can't see that a problem. Anytime you are bored just go find one and laugh. You will enjoy your own humor for days.
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They really piss me off when I'm going up the entry ramp trying to blend into traffic. I'm approaching 70 and those f*****s are running 35 so they can justify the 30k they paid for that under powered p.o.s.

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Why the antagonism?

I get that prius drivers can be pretentious, but what is wrong with trying to curb our polluting ways? They don't sound any different from the ridiculous big truck drivers trying to validate their small penis syndrome.

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Dollar cost averaging is your friend...or rather barrels-of-oil-consumed cost averaging. Weighted cost of additional barrels of oil used to produce the vehicle, the production and replacement of the batteries and also the oil burned to create electricity that charges the rolling electric vagina versus average mileage per year compared to non hybrid vehicles and their respective consumptive footprint(s) and he'll be driving his 20 month old to her junior high school dance in that pos prius before he creates one iota of meaningful carbon emission savings over us neanderthals...AND that's assuming the Prius actually gets the reported 50mpg...I've heard its really closer to 40, which puts his infant daughter driving the Prius before he breaks carbon negativity, if it lasts that long...


But HYPE is always so much more satisfying than facts.

Edited by dawgbit, 25 August 2014 - 07:48 PM.







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