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Ask Jameis "The Rapist" Winston

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Florida State's "Ask Jameis" Hashtag Was A Predictable Mess

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Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston is famous for a lot things. He won the Heisman trophy and the BCS title game last season, for instance. He's also been accused of rape in a casebungled by the Tallahassee police department and got busted for stealing crab legs. So, when FSU inexplicably started an #AskJameis hashtag on Twitter and asked folks to submit questions, which topics do you think the festering cesspool of Twitter wanted to talk about?

#Noles Fans: Do you have a question for our starting QB Jameis Winston? Tweet us using #AskJameis.
9:13 AM - 10 Aug 2014

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@fsufan_Football after getting away with a high profile rape & theft, what crime will you commit to complete your triple crown? #AskJameis

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Jameis, you went 13-0 on the football field and 2-0 in the court system. What was your overall record? #AskJameis
9:58 AM - 10 Aug 2014


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whose legs do you have a harder time opening, a crab or an non-consenting woman?


http://deadspin.com/...le-m-1619082266

Edited by FAN, 11 August 2014 - 03:10 AM.


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Train A leaves Tallahassee going 75 mph at 6AM. Train B leaves Gainesville going 60mph at 6 AM. Why did you rape that girl?


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Beat Florida Brehs

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WTH were they thinking?

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I'd hit it.
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View Posttwatwaffles, on 11 August 2014 - 08:38 PM, said:

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I'd hit it.
That's one case of crabs I'd be happy to get
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this is so awesome. So much win here.

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View PostBased Potato, on 11 August 2014 - 08:05 PM, said:

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I literally could not keep myself from laughing out loud in my office at this one.

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hahahaha

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the cashiers are in a cover 2 man defense and you got security breathing down your neck, do you pitch the crab legs or keep??

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Jonni Manzel@manzelpls 1h

#AskJameis y did u steel crab legz wen most gurls at FSU wud haev givin u crabz fur free?

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Hilarious, but crude.

Big Smoke@BigSmok35Aug 10
Not many Heisman winners are able to repeat, but do you feel you can get away with rape again this season? #AskJameis



Shane Morris@IamShaneMorrisAug 10
.@FSU_Football #AskJameis Do you see yourself as a pocket passer like Roethlisberger, or a mobile rapist like Roethlisberger?

Edited by JoeGator, 12 August 2014 - 01:44 PM.


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Y'all are so immature.

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This is fawkin gold!!!
When it's 3rd and 10, we shuffle out our secret weapon... he's the only person we ever want calling the next play... some call him the twelfth man.... we call him the whiskey drinker...

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When it's 3rd and 10, we shuffle out our secret weapon... he's the only person we ever want calling the next play... some call him the twelfth man.... we call him the whiskey drinker...






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