At the risk of seeming even weirder to everyone I will explain this. Reveille has one handler every year. She goes everywhere her handler goes be it to class or on a date. Everywhere. Its not like Bevo or some large animal kept in a cage or pasture. She doesn't roam free in a yard.
Like I said, I'd love to see the attempt to get her.
Updykes will go in dry on that handler and ride off on your Lassie.