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An Alabama fan walks into a bar. Bartender goes" so what'll it be?" The Bama fan replies " it doesn't really matter. Either way I'll say it's the best drink in the bar."



An LSU fan walks into a bar. He is promptly jumped by 4 members of the LSU football team.....but after democratically held elections they are all allowed back on the team.




A Mizzou fan walks into a gay bar and gets Michael Sam's autograph.

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You've been busy on here the last couple weeks haha.
I like it.

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A UGA fan walks into a bar. His friends aren't really impressed with the place, but the UGA fan insists its the best in town...and that it's only because a bartender called in sick, they need a new cook, the sound system for the band was acting up, and the cops were messing with people. He promises that next week all that will be taken care of.

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Don't try and top that one haha.

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View Postcocky4ever, on 07 August 2014 - 06:20 AM, said:

A UGA fan walks into a bar. His friends aren't really impressed with the place, but the UGA fan insists its the best in town...and that it's only because a bartender called in sick, they need a new cook, the sound system for the band was acting up, and the cops were messing with people. He promises that next week all that will be taken care of.

Blah blah blah. Im gonna need you to do better than this bro.

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Why do University of South Carolina fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?

So they can park in handicap spaces.

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View PostDawgfan4life24, on 07 August 2014 - 07:20 AM, said:

Why do University of South Carolina fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?

So they can park in handicap spaces.
Huh (slobber, slobber)......I don't get it.




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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Wanna hear a good South Carolina joke?”

The guy next to him replies, “Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I’m 6′ tall, 200 lbs., and I am a South Carolina grad. The guy sitting next to me is 6′ 2″ tall, weighs 225, and he’s a South Carolina grad. And the fella next to him is 6′ 5″ tall, weighs 250, and he’s a South Carolina grad. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?”

The first guy says, “No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it three times.”

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View PostDawgfan4life24, on 07 August 2014 - 07:20 AM, said:

Why do University of South Carolina fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?

So they can park in handicap spaces.

A UGA fan walks into a thread...and doesn't even tell the right kind of joke.

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View Postcocky4ever, on 07 August 2014 - 07:23 AM, said:

A UGA fan walks into a thread...and doesn't even tell the right kind of joke.

Fixed. Keep reading.

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DF4L, you are killing the buzz.

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Coach Mark Richt walks into a bar to make his case to everyone in the establishment that Christ is the way and to invite everyone to be his guests at church this Sunday.

Drunk in the corner sits Will Muschamp who sees CMR dressed in the red and black and jumps from his seat, grabs CMR by the collar, puts him up against the wall and raises his fist ready to punch...when a voice goes off in Muschamps head and says "you can beat him."

Muschamp releases Richt and orders another shot of bourbon

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View PostDawgfan4life24, on 07 August 2014 - 07:14 AM, said:



Blah blah blah. Im gonna need you to do better than this bro.


An Auburn fan walks into a bar. He fits right in because it's where everyone who's been kicked out of the bar up the street hangs out.






Better?

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View Postcocky4ever, on 07 August 2014 - 07:37 AM, said:

An Auburn fan walks into a bar. He fits right in because it's where everyone who's been kicked out of the bar up the street hangs out.






Better?

Hahaha. Trying to like this more than once...

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A msu fan walks into a bar. His buddies immediately spot a pool table and foosball table but they are occupied. After ordering a round of American light they walk up to a group of guys playing pool and start talking Posted Image about how they are the best 8 ball tandem in the south and are going to go to nationals in Vegas later this year. This last for a good 30 min. Finally it's their turn to play. After a few balls back and forth they get their asses ran on and lose. They blame it on the bar provided cues. Then they walk over to the foosball table and start talking trash about how nobody in town can beat them. In fact one if them just started playing a month ago and is a natural.  They proceed to lose by 5 shots and blame it on the bars being bent.






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