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Bama fans race for Autograph. Enjoy.

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Honestly posting to give @zartan a laugh. If you come on here and troll Alabama you are a dick...


This Posted Image is Posted Imageing hilarious...


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View PostHail2TheTide, on 04 August 2014 - 09:46 PM, said:

Honestly posting to give @zartan a laugh. If you come on here and troll Alabama you are a dick...

This Posted Image is Posted Imageing hilarious...


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Now that's a 2nd in obesity state if I've ever seen one. Murica

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Not a whole lot of "talent". That makes me a sad panda.

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Bama fans need to get it together. So few make us all look so bad.

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Meh, that's nothing.

Here's how we do it when trying to get a spot outside Memorial Coliseum to set up a tent which we then must sleep in for over a week in order to have a spot in the line at the ticket window for a ticket we may or may not get for Kentucky's first basketball practice:



Y'all are amateurs :trollface:
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View PostColeybama, on 06 August 2014 - 08:57 AM, said:

Bama fans need to get it together. So few make us all look so bad.


Half these fans on this site would run for Saban like that with @zartan out front. No shame he's our coach.
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i'm the black guy that got to him first :trollface:

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View PostHail2TheTide, on 04 August 2014 - 09:46 PM, said:

Honestly posting to give @zartan a laugh. If you come on here and troll Alabama you are a dick...


This Posted Image is Posted Imageing hilarious...


http://bleacherrepor...mming-national2

I'm still a dick, but I'm not trolling this

Bama fans should worship this guy
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So much funny. Where to begin?

1. At the start, the fat white guy in the grey shirt who starts out the 'race' in about third place, but easily gets passed by about 10-12 other runners by the time he reaches the line because he's so slow. His expression as he runs past the camera is serious bidness...you can tell he's focused...so intense.

2. GRANNY I in the WHITE SHIRT at 0:15! She don't play! Got those forearms a-churnin' as she takes off!

3. The taller old fella at 0:18 who is carrying some kind of large cardboard and is cheesin' it the whole way, like he knows something nobody else does...I lost it.
*A moment of semi-normal looking folks bustles through, then back to the Wal-Mart types...*

4. Granny II comes through at 0:29..much slower than Granny I and much more ill-tempered. Pause it right at 0:31 for a look that could kill...some teenage kid cuts her off and she looks like she's about to mollywhop the young hooligan upside the head. Man, I would love that screenshot as my avatar. Granny II was PISSED.

5. At 0:40, another look at Granny I and Cheesy-Smile Cardboard Guy. Gotta hand it to Granny I, she's still huffin' and puffin' her way to coach Saban... Cardboard Guy is losing it a bit.

6. 0:45, big fella who is Too Cool For School and is gonna strut across the whole damn field.

7. 0:48, older fella in the No. 9 jersey carrying a ... garbage bag... with a very mischevious look on his face...could be a dead cat or something..

Ah.. our fans. Gotta love them. I mean, really, even if you hate our fans you at least have to feel sorry for most of them...right?

But I'll tell you this much, how many of YOUR grannies/fat fans would sprint across a football field in 100-degree heat index just for an autograph?! Row Tahd, dammit.

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Dayumn, I hope they were giving out free insulin shots to the ones waiting in line

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View PostTider27, on 04 August 2014 - 09:55 PM, said:

Now that's a 2nd in obesity state if I've ever seen one. Murica

Ya know, I know we're the 2nd fattest state in the US, but I've been in Detroit last month and Cleveland this month, there's a Posted Imageload of fatties everywhere. US is just full of fat people.

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So that's what caused that earthquake.......

And they say Death Valley registers on the richter scale.....

Edited by GatorHater24, 06 August 2014 - 06:27 PM.


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The guy gives 333 speeches around the state a year to different quarterback clubs, benifits and whatnot stop being so cheap and help a good cause.
"I didn't come to Alabama to win 10 games a year and be a contender. I came here to win championships, Conference Championships, and National Championships. I love it here because that's not just what I want, but what this fan base expects." -Alabama Head Football Coach Nick Saban

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Well,that signature could be worth something someday.Heck,it might be an early Christmas present type of deal.

I just hope all of these folks got what they wanted.I can't fault them for going after something they want.



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View PostColeybama, on 06 August 2014 - 08:57 AM, said:

Bama fans need to get it together. So few make us all look so bad.

Correction
A large number make a few look bad
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