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This ever happen to anyone else??

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One time I was having a wank inside my car and I brought myself to orgasm and busted the BIGGEST NUT.... at least so I thought. I took tissues outside of my pocket and went to mop up my ejaculate but then I discovered something..... there was no cumstain in sight. I looked everywhere, I couldn't believe my eyes. The cushions dry, the windscreen clear and the roof... alas... nothing. I pulled up my pants and searched all over the interior of my car. Nothing. I licked my palm and yes it tasted salty, like fish sticks, as expected...

To this day I still can't comprehend what happened. Sometimes I question whether it was all just part of my imagination. Perhaps in fapping myself to climax with such intensity I tore part of the fabric that exists between space and time and busted my nut into another dimension.

Some things I'll just never understand.

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It couldn't wait until you..... you know.... weren't in the car?

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Wow

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Wtf?
Du-te la dracu 'LSU

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Btw it may be that mustard based nasty stuff did that to him
Du-te la dracu 'LSU

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View PostJoeGator, on 25 July 2014 - 07:38 AM, said:

It couldn't wait until you..... you know.... weren't in the car?

Well I was on my way back from the gym so my hormones were already going crazy...and I had just spent the last 1.5 hours seeing heavenly blessed beauties do squats. I probably could've made it if it was just that, but then someone broke gym rule #1.

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Jack3d was the worst as far as that goes.
Great preworkout, but afterwords I only had one thing on my mind.

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View Postbbqit, on 25 July 2014 - 07:44 AM, said:

Btw it may be that mustard based nasty stuff did that to him

Between Obama and mustard based BBQ you folks can pretty much account for anything huh?

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cocky...you went full blown Kreiger on this one
"Whenever I see those crimson jerseys and crimson helmets, I feel humbled to have played football for Alabama. Other players in the NFL talk to me about their schools and their traditions. I just smile knowing the immense love Alabama fans have for our school and its football program. I'm proud to be a part of that Crimson Tide heritage."

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tmi?

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View PostCrimsoNation713, on 25 July 2014 - 08:18 AM, said:

cocky...you went full blown Kreiger on this one

I can't really take credit for this one because I'm not the original author. I just get bored on Fridays, as most of you probably know by now. I'm pretty sure a large majority of my sh!tty threads are created on Fridays.

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View Postcocky4ever, on 25 July 2014 - 08:30 AM, said:

I can't really take credit for this one because I'm not the original author. I just get bored on Fridays, as most of you probably know by now. I'm pretty sure a large majority of my sh!tty threads are created on Fridays.
didnt say Posted Imagety...lolol..:)
"Whenever I see those crimson jerseys and crimson helmets, I feel humbled to have played football for Alabama. Other players in the NFL talk to me about their schools and their traditions. I just smile knowing the immense love Alabama fans have for our school and its football program. I'm proud to be a part of that Crimson Tide heritage."

-- Derrick Thomas

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View PostCrimsoNation713, on 25 July 2014 - 08:46 AM, said:

didnt say Posted Imagety...lolol..:)

Sorry....I thought sh!tty and krieger were synonymous.



















jk Krieg....if you're out there somewhere lurking

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This reminds me of my first experience with Cool Ranch Doritos Tacos...

>Low Carb/ Low Fat/ High Protein and Veggie diet 19 days straight
>Fasted all day
>Heavy leg workout
>Drive by Taco Bell and see advertisement
>Illegal u-turn
>Almost kill Rosanne in her Dodge Caravan
>Pull in drive thru
>"Welcome to taco bell can i..."
>"s-s-six Doritos" is the only thing I could muster out of my quivering lips
>"Excuse me sir"
>"You heard me bitch"
>Pull up to window
>Throw a twenty at her like I'm Brett Favre
>Hands me the bag "any sauce with th.."
>peel out into parking space without waiting for change
>first bite
>Eyes roll back into head
>Cum with the force of a thousand suns
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