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Husband documents wife's reasons for rejecting sex, sends to her work email

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Husband documents wife's reasons for rejecting sex, sends to her work email


Posted: Jul 22, 2014 1:35 PM EST Updated: Jul 22, 2014 2:22 PM EST

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It's not often that a spreadsheet goes viral on the Internet, but that's exactly what happened after one man starting keeping data on his... relations... with his wife.
The spreadsheet was posted on Reddit by a 26-year-old woman four days ago, after her husband sent the spreadsheet to her, documenting the reasons she gave for not having sex with him.
The excuses listed included, "You're too drunk," "I'm watching the show (Friends re-run)," and "I'm sweaty and gross."
The screen shot of the list has been removed from the site and the thread has been locked, but not before hundreds of people could weigh in.
According to the post, her husband sent her the email as she was headed out of town for an extended work trip.
"I open it up and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone," she posted online. "Attached is a spreadsheet of all the times he has tried to initiate sex, with a column for my 'excuses,' using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment."
According to the spreadsheet, the man tried to initiate sex every day from June 3 to July 16 — and succeeded three times.

Those who commented on the Reddit post seemed to be evenly divided on whose side they were on.
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what a Posted Imageing tool to send this to an email that is not entirely private...
They don't think it be like it is, but it do!


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The email was private. The wife posted it. Re-read.
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This is no good. I'm sure he'll be knees deep in someone else soon.

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View Postbulldawg28, on 22 July 2014 - 04:22 PM, said:

This is no good. I'm sure he'll be knees deep in someone else soon.

...sounds like he will be trading up

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View Postrwspear, on 22 July 2014 - 04:28 PM, said:

...sounds like he will be trading up

He better or he can go ahead and fill in that spreadsheet for the next few months with the excuse "You know why."
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Red fox had a good joke about lack of sex....

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That guy gives up way too easy. Either that or he just goes and faps. I can think of an answer for every single on of those excuses in 3 seconds.

1.)watching Friends? reverse cowgirl and keep wathcing
2.)need a shower? fukk in the shower
3.)you're exhausted. just lay there
4.)still tender? I'll go slow
5)non verbal? technically that's not a no.
6.) watching the movie? see 1....already fell asleep? see 4
7.) too drunk? let's explore
8.) won't have time? it won't take long
9.) back from gym and feel gross? your hormones should be in overdrive
10.) have to be up early? you'll sleep better after you cum
11.) I'm too drunk?? l bet I'm not....let's see who's right
12.) you feel gross? good, let's do anal


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That's one thing about my wife. She gives it up seriously 99.7% of the times I want, and I want it a lot/ It just makes things better for everyone. It's part of being a team.

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I didn't notice any from where he went to the gym and she said he was too gross.

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Yeah, I don't get the gym excuse at all. After coming home and showering, that's usually when me and the missus are pretty damn horny.  The other excuses came off as usual BS but the gym excuse just sounds like she doesn't like the dude much.  99.9999999% of people are DTF after working out.
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I woulda been gone a while ago.
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My instant reply to all those excuses would have been well I guess a good blowjob would be fine then.
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Sounds like he has gotten that Chinese disease Lackanooky.
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What's he complaining about? I'd feel lucky to get it 3 times in a little more than a month.
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