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View PostDjCrenshaw, on 16 July 2014 - 04:30 PM, said:

I'm going to be honest I don't even miss those guys.

Don't feel bad, I don't miss them either.

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Welcome back Fatner.Hope all is right in your world.

Possum carried the load til he quit drinking,and brought 3 vols in to take up the slack but they can't hang with the Possum.

Our team still sucks in the eyes of our SEC brethren.

Qit is scared of snakes.

CN's first pet is extinct.

MSU is going to take it all.

Sam is gay.

I'm too tired to type the rest.

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I've had sexual intercourse with approximately 32 women since you've been gone, but have only impregnated 4.

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Oprah came out of the closet.

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View PostThe Internet, on 16 July 2014 - 07:21 PM, said:

Oprah came out of the closet.

She can't fit in a closet.

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View PostL.A.Hog, on 16 July 2014 - 07:27 PM, said:



She can't fit in a closet.

I'd still let her be my sugar mama.

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View PostMizzou_Fan, on 16 July 2014 - 05:30 PM, said:

Who'd want to be on here after their past season?
bastard...

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View PostThe Internet, on 16 July 2014 - 07:20 PM, said:

I've had sexual intercourse with approximately 32 women since you've been gone, but have only impregnated 4.

Travis Henry?

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Oprah's doctor called tooo tell her tooo come tooo his office.
She got worried so she went immediately.
She ask what's wrong ?
He said take off all your clothes and get down on all fours and crawl tooo the wall.
She did what he asked...
He said now crawl tooo the other wall.
She asked what's wrong?
He replied... Nothings wrong...I just bought a new couch and didn't know where tooo put it...

Edited by possumslayer, 16 July 2014 - 07:42 PM.


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View Postpossumslayer, on 16 July 2014 - 05:08 PM, said:

Zartan came out.....

When was he ever in?
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If we continue to humor these Missouri Yankees they will start to actually believe they are really in the SEC.  Ppffffftttttt.....Yankees in the SEC....that'll be the day!

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View PostDjCrenshaw, on 16 July 2014 - 07:36 PM, said:



Travis Henry?

He ain't got nothin on me

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View PostThe Internet, on 16 July 2014 - 07:40 PM, said:

He ain't got nothin on me

Hopefully you got a better childcare pay plan

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View PostSquealliam Fatner, on 16 July 2014 - 07:30 PM, said:


bastard...
the book ...jackass!
James Patterson sue you?

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GU's posts are still too long to read

SLB left us.

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@NextYearIsHere is moving to Kazakhstan.  First page of this thread is golden.


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