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L.A.Hog

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    Go Hogs,Pilgrim

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Here's a thread for dumb and serious poems.We all got em.

This thread is here to rhyme and such

It'll help you on subjects you want to touch

But if you don't like this thread that I pass

Just remember that Texas can kiss my a...."........sssssssssss!

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    Go Hogs,Pilgrim

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Goodnight.

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A hog had a drink last night

Good thing he didn't skype

For surely he'd dial a Texas lass

Then bend over for a hickied ass
Du-te la dracu 'LSU

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Good morning
Du-te la dracu 'LSU

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This has potential
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Alabama sucks
Arkansas sucks
Auburn REALLY sucks
Georgia REALLY REALLY sucks
Kentucky sucks
LSU sucks
Ole Miss sucks
Mississippi State sucks
Missouri sucks
South Carolina sucks
Tennessee REALLY sucks
Texas A&M sucks
Vanderbilt sucks

fin

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There once was a poster named zart'n
Who's opinions were like someone fartin

:trollface:

Edited by PuddingTime, 23 June 2014 - 09:05 AM.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I forgot the rest of the poem
Bacon

FIRE EVERYONE


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BRICKS...

All white bricks
Off white bricks, light tan bricks
Just hit a lick, for a thousand more bricks
Ballin' like Merlin, with all these bricks


The author of this had me laughing for days.

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The Step Child (Ode to the Red Head)

The Barn they surely swallow
and I ain't talkin' about no bird from Capistrano
Want whatever
But you will NEVER
Be nuttin' to me
or the SEC
So cry and bitch all you wanna
"Whenever I see those crimson jerseys and crimson helmets, I feel humbled to have played football for Alabama. Other players in the NFL talk to me about their schools and their traditions. I just smile knowing the immense love Alabama fans have for our school and its football program. I'm proud to be a part of that Crimson Tide heritage."

-- Derrick Thomas

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View PostJDawg, on 23 June 2014 - 09:17 AM, said:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I forgot the rest of the poem
Bacon
#awesomeizawesome
"Whenever I see those crimson jerseys and crimson helmets, I feel humbled to have played football for Alabama. Other players in the NFL talk to me about their schools and their traditions. I just smile knowing the immense love Alabama fans have for our school and its football program. I'm proud to be a part of that Crimson Tide heritage."

-- Derrick Thomas

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View PostJoeGator, on 23 June 2014 - 06:28 AM, said:

Alabama sucks
Arkansas sucks
Auburn REALLY sucks
Georgia REALLY REALLY sucks
Kentucky sucks
LSU sucks
Ole Miss sucks
Mississippi State sucks
Missouri sucks
South Carolina sucks
Tennessee REALLY sucks
Texas A&M sucks
Vanderbilt sucks

fin
Your Mother Swallows. ^^^
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Formerly known as Darth Neyland

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View PostJoeGator, on 23 June 2014 - 06:28 AM, said:

Alabama sucks
Arkansas sucks
Auburn REALLY sucks
Georgia REALLY REALLY sucks
Kentucky sucks
LSU sucks
Ole Miss sucks
Mississippi State sucks
Missouri sucks
South Carolina sucks
Tennessee REALLY sucks
Texas A&M sucks
Vanderbilt sucks

fin
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Florida sucks
and so do you

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A fag lay dying
Moans and whimpers rising up
No one saved razor

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View PostGoldenRebel, on 23 June 2014 - 10:10 AM, said:

A fag lay dying
Moans and whimpers rising up
No one saved razor
best Haku EVER
"Whenever I see those crimson jerseys and crimson helmets, I feel humbled to have played football for Alabama. Other players in the NFL talk to me about their schools and their traditions. I just smile knowing the immense love Alabama fans have for our school and its football program. I'm proud to be a part of that Crimson Tide heritage."

-- Derrick Thomas



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