And I see you as what you are... obviously ignorant as hell, lacking in basic job skills, and kept by his ol' lady.
To your credit, you also seem like a drunk and can be an asshole at will; so I guess you've got that going for you.
I copied and posted a story off reddit and didn't look for links on it. I apolozed at the time and do so again. It was a funny story that had no photos in my copy and paste.
The job skills thing is funny. I was a district manager before I was 30 and have a very solid reputation in the industry as one that was able to turn around a couple of small companies and make them very profitable. Don't confuse the fact that at 38 I am able to work on my terms at jobs I enjoy with lacking job skills. I can walk away from working tomorrow and have my wife do the same and live comfortably off savings and non W2 income without missing a beat. We made choices in lifestyle 20 years ago to ensure that would be an option at 40.
You would be surprised how little I actually dink. I am not nor have I ever been a drunk. You did get one right, I can actively choose to be an asshole. Especially when I can give a less about the opinion of the person I am talking to.