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AKA The Random Thought thread: Confession edition.

We seem to have quite a few alcoholic "social" drinkers, so why not make a thread for random ass drunk cofessions/ideas/conversations.

No homo stuff, especially that new Bama dude. :trollface:

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I'm cutting down tooo Monday 6 pack...Tuesday.... 6 pack....wendsday 6 pack....Thursday 6 pack...... .

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I scraped all my bongs and bowls today and got a resin ball the size of a peanut. Gnarly.



















Being high and drunk are practically the same thing, so it's on topic as far as I'm concerned. :trollface:

Edited by Large Marge, 01 April 2014 - 06:48 PM.

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God...I may have to change it to possum's random weird Posted Image thread.

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View PostLarge Marge, on 01 April 2014 - 06:47 PM, said:

I scraped all my bongs and bowls today and got a resin ball the size of a peanut. Gnarly.



















Being high and drunk are practically the same thing, so it's on topic as far as I'm concerned. :trollface:
bume!

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View PostTider27, on 01 April 2014 - 06:48 PM, said:

God...I may have to change it to possum's random weird Posted Image thread.
we already got twooo of em....

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View Postpossumslayer, on 01 April 2014 - 06:49 PM, said:

bume!

You're telling me. Hitting it out of my bong with an ice catcher, so it's going pretty smooth. Can't stand the acrid resin taste from a bowl, but when you're out of reefer it works wonders.

Edited by Large Marge, 01 April 2014 - 06:52 PM.

- LARGE MARGE

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View PostLarge Marge, on 01 April 2014 - 06:51 PM, said:



You're telling me. Hitting it out of my bong with an ice catcher, so it's going pretty smooth. Can't stand the acrid resin taste from a bowl, but when you're out of reefer it works wonders.
a key bump before would kill that taste!

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View Postpossumslayer, on 01 April 2014 - 06:52 PM, said:

a key bump before would kill that taste!

I haven't done anything you can key bump in quite a while lulzā€¦..

Edited by Large Marge, 01 April 2014 - 07:03 PM.

- LARGE MARGE

Winner of the distinguished "RIP VAN WINKLE" Award at MattressCon 1996

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*fistbump* "Hey man, why you takin' the elevator to go up 2 floors?"
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"...He's the guy in South Carolina who gave me that grass that tasted funny and made my head tingle"
  - Les Miles on Large Marge  

"...I swear if I hear that guy yell 'Lithuanian Thunder' from the stands one more time I'll rip his head off"
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