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View PostRammaJamma, on 26 March 2014 - 10:49 PM, said:

I used to be a stunt cock in the porno industry you might check that out if you have a loooong enough resume.

At the very least I think possum would make an excellent fluffer.

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View PostLarge Marge, on 26 March 2014 - 07:17 PM, said:



If you'd provide a plane ticket and let me stay in your house I'll give you all the Freon you want. I'm a very unnoticeable houseguest, ask @cocky4ever, I live in his crawlspace and steal his Wi-Fi.

If it weren't for the constant smell of burning dank and the occasional contact high I'd never know...