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http://www.tmz.com/2.../#ixzz2w9SzXwo2

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A hot chick is suing Playboy and a golfer for coming up with a cockamamie stunt -- placing a golf tee in her butt and then trying to drive a ball off of it. It didn't end well.

Liz Dickson claims in her lawsuit she was at an L.A. area golf course back in March, 2012 for a Playboy tournament, when she was instructed to lie on her stomach and pose for a photo with comedian and radio host Kevin Klein.

Dickson says a golf tee was placed between her butt cheeks and a golf ball was balanced on the top of the tee. Klein then took a whack, but his swing sucked and he whacked her in the ass.

Dickson claims she suffered severe injuries, some of which are permanent. We're assuming the tee was removed.

She's suing for $500K plus punitive damages.


Edited by Gidnik, 16 March 2014 - 03:15 PM.

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Kunt broke?

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Pics or didn't happen.

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Dropped his shoulder... can ah corn
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You know, when I opened this thread I thought Possum would be the OP. I'm surprised.
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was hoping it was a typo and should've said "peed"

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View Postcocky4ever, on 16 March 2014 - 03:54 PM, said:

was hoping it was a typo and should've said "peed"
easy Rkelly
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gotta fill your divit bro
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Well we know that he hit what he was looking at.

Moral to the story,understand the game before you stick a tee in your butt.

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Hole in one

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Was he using a wood?

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View Postpossumslayer, on 16 March 2014 - 08:20 PM, said:

Was he using a wood?

I would be willing to wager he had wood.

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View PostGidnik, on 16 March 2014 - 04:00 PM, said:

easy Rkelly

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View Postcocky4ever, on 16 March 2014 - 03:54 PM, said:

was hoping it was a typo and should've said "peed"
I wish I'd said that...
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