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I'm not sure this guy should be called a man but anyway what kinda sissy would call 911 over a cat?

The funniest part of this "the operator stayed on the phone to make sure the family and DOG were safe in the closet til cops arrived"

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Wish I had been the dispatcher " have you tried kicking it in the head? Ok I'll stand by while you kick the sh!t out of it. See if that helps"

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Only in Oregon... Cat must have had an SEC shirt on.

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who's in charge in that house? I would have kicked a fifty yarder and split the uprights with that son of bitch.

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View PostA10Rebel, on 13 March 2014 - 09:20 AM, said:

who's in charge in that house? I would have kicked a fifty yarder and split the uprights with that son of bitch.

I hear ya.. I was talking about it with someone and they said what if it scratched you all up?? I said I would have thrown a blanket over him and buck danced on his ass.
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View PostRammaJamma, on 13 March 2014 - 09:53 AM, said:

I hear ya.. I was talking about it with someone and they said what if it scratched you all up?? I said I would have thrown a blanket over him and buck danced on his ass.

"if it scratched me"...let him get his licks in before he dies, I guess.

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View PostRammaJamma, on 13 March 2014 - 09:53 AM, said:



I hear ya.. I was talking about it with someone and they said what if it scratched you all up?? I said I would have thrown a blanket over him and buck danced on his ass.

That's when you say " and what if you weren't such a pussy??"

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How big was the cat? I may call if unarmed and it was a panther
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View Postbbqit, on 13 March 2014 - 11:57 AM, said:

How big was the cat? I may call if unarmed and it was a panther
The article said a 22-lb Himalayan.  Must have been one fat Himalayan.
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View PostGAMECOCK_FAN, on 13 March 2014 - 11:59 AM, said:


The article said a 22-lb Himalayan.  Must have been one fat Himalayan.

That would make 100 hot tamales
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