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If you thought you were going to die in 30 minutes, what would you do?

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A QUEENSLAND man has reacted to a deadly snake bite in the most Australian way — by grabbing a cold beer from the fridge.


Rod Sommerville, 54, thought he was going to “cark it” last month when he was nipped on the finger by an eastern brown snake while moving pot plants around his backyard.

The Yeppoon man smacked the backyard dweller on the head with a shovel and called for an ambulance.

Then he grabbed a XXXX Gold from the fridge and sat down, because “if you panic if you make it worse”

he newspaper reported that Mr Somerville did not wake his teenage son, who was snoozing on the couch, because he didn’t want to a cause a scene.

I said to myself, if I’m going to cark it I’m going to have a beer,” he told the newspaper. So I got a Goldie out of the fridge and drank that.”

He was whisked to hospital for treatment but his ordeal spiralled further when he suffered an allergic reaction to the antivenom.

“The reaction nearly killed me as well, so it was a double whammy,” he said.

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Put on clean underwear cause I would have just soiled the ones I had on getting bit by that
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View PostWadeWilson, on 10 March 2014 - 06:34 AM, said:

Delete my browser history.

Did you watch 60 minutes last night?

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View PostNoah, on 10 March 2014 - 09:36 AM, said:



Did you watch 60 minutes last night?

You're browser history has been released to the public domain and is being sold to the highest bidder.

I'll sell someone mine for a RC and a moon pie

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View PostSheLuvsBama, on 10 March 2014 - 10:02 AM, said:

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30 minutes? Hell, that ain't enough time to make any grand plans or acquire all the intoxicants necessary for a flaming exit.

Not long enough to reach very many loved ones, either.

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