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What State Lasts The Longest and Shortest In Bed?

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http://www.huffingto..._n_4825074.html

"According to huffington post, a new sex - tracking app called Spreadsheets is tracking how your state measures up in the sack endurance wise to everywhere else in the country!"

"The app can keep track of Audio Levels, Frequency and how long each partner lasts"

Edited by machineguntiger, 22 February 2014 - 10:04 PM.


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Big reason for SC making the top 5....I've been here for nearly 8 months.

The SEC only having 3 in the top 10....I call BS.

Edited by SECats, 22 February 2014 - 10:16 PM.

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only reason Idaho's in the top three is because their head coach last name is............. Petrino

Edited by machineguntiger, 22 February 2014 - 10:26 PM.


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I  feel sorry for alaska nothing to do up there. but eat popcorn, shoot wolves & get laid and their ranked at the bottom

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Sorry Arkansas,but I ain't screwing for 7 hours a day.I probably ruined our chances at a championship.

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Are those times in minutes or hours???
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Do hands count? That would explain Alabama's top 10 ranking currently.

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Dropping the Bama average, I've been implementing the hurry up no cuddle offense
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View PostBrah, on 23 February 2014 - 12:35 AM, said:

Dropping the Bama average, I've been implementing the hurry up no cuddle offense
I was gonna say Auburn guys run the Hurry up no foreplay but you beat me to it and yours is probably better as usual.

Edited by HFS, 23 February 2014 - 01:10 AM.

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View Postchunkybeefstu, on 22 February 2014 - 11:55 PM, said:

Are those times in minutes or hours???



the median's around two and a half minutes

Edited by machineguntiger, 23 February 2014 - 07:24 AM.


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View Postmachineguntiger, on 23 February 2014 - 07:19 AM, said:



the median's around two and a half minutes

Talk about a self confidence boost!!!
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View PostTider27, on 23 February 2014 - 12:27 AM, said:

Do hands count? That would explain Alabama's top 10 ranking currently.

I'm surprised Alabama isn't number one. Tammy does live in Alabama doesn't she? Yet they aren't talking masturbation, its at least a two person effort.
Du-te la dracu 'LSU

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47. Georgia (2:07)
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Welcome to Alaska: Home of the two pump, chump.

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What they don't tell you is that Alaskans screw 14 times a day.  There are other, clothed activities to tend to occasionally, ya know.
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