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Wasn't sure if this belongs here or in the think tank...but it's a pretty heartwarming story and I figured more people would see it here so that's where it's going. Mods feel free to move if needed.




A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

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This feels like a Reddit/4Chan copypasta...
Bravo, this is Posted Imageing hilarious lol.
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 BulldawgFan, on 18 August 2014 - 06:22 PM, said:

What makes you think Bama is head and toes above MSU?
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This is my all-time favorite copypasta.

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The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

Makes me lose it everytime

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Seen it before, but laugh every time.

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I'm not sure what to make of this.

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i doubt that happened.
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Makes you want to take a gun and kill somebody don't it.This is what this type of tripe gives birth to.

Whether I agree with one side or another,or sit in the middle,this hate filled crap doesn't accomplish anything.

Think tank.

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View PostAUskip07, on 12 February 2014 - 07:56 PM, said:

i doubt that happened.

Pretty sure it did... I read about it on the internet, and people here don't just lie about things.

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Halfway through, I was thinking to myself "this is the dumbest Posted Image smokeyone has ever posted..." and then I realized it was meant to be tongue-in-cheek, so to speak.

Well done.

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View Postcocky4ever, on 12 February 2014 - 08:24 PM, said:



Pretty sure it did... I read about it on the internet, and people here don't just lie about things.

View PostA. Pilgrim, on 12 February 2014 - 08:39 PM, said:

Halfway through, I was thinking to myself "this is the dumbest Posted Image smokeyone has ever posted..." and then I realized it was meant to be tongue-in-cheek, so to speak.

Well done.

I don't care for this type of information,joking or not.

This country needs to find a way to address what's best for us instead of trying to destroy one another's chance at an election.

The negative potshots from both extreme sides aren't doing anything but helping divide this country.

I want this country to survive for my kids and grandkids and unless we figure out a way to pull together we may self destruct.This is what our enemies are hoping,waiting and pulling for.






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