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What is the easiest and most effective way to pass a drug test? Y'all think I know the answer to this

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don't do drugs. I win.
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Would recommend to deter from the use of drugs.
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There's a tea for that, depending on what you need to get out of your system and how fast

Edit:  I know this bc of friends that have passed after drinking a gallon the night before...  They even smoked the day before the test

Edited by msucook, 08 February 2014 - 08:32 PM.

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View PostTHE_KRIEG, on 08 February 2014 - 08:21 PM, said:

What is the easiest and most effective way to pass a drug test? Y'all think I know the answer to this
dont do Posted Imageing drugs. idiot.
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Study hard
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Use a catheter to inject some on else's pe into you bladder. (No idea if this works but if op tries it....)

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Like everybody else, don't do drugs...that said I don't know if its true, but I've "heard" you can dip a finger in bleach, then as you take your whiz, piss down that finger and the bleach Posted Image s up the test.

Seriously don't know if that works. If you wanna piss on your hand and see, let us know how.

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Drink a Posted Image milkshake. You will be in the hospital long enough to delay the test so it will be out of your system.



I'm no expert but my wife just booked a hotel room at a holiday inn express for a funeral Monday.
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Get someone elses pee and use that.  I peed for like 5 guys at a papermill where I worked once.

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Study as hard as you can in advance.I'm sure a drug test is difficult to pass,but if you can apply yourself to cram for this you can be successful.I'm pulling for you.

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The drug tests at my high school were planned, so I just stopped smoking a week or two beforehand to get it out of my system. That's all I have for you.
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I didn't know what a joint looked like in high school. First one I saw was on the first day of college classes outside the academic complex. That mofo was grinning like a possum. Good thing possumslayer didn't see him.
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View Postjacobp, on 08 February 2014 - 08:24 PM, said:

don't do drugs. I win.

View Postadfalcon, on 08 February 2014 - 08:25 PM, said:

Would recommend to deter from the use of drugs.

View PostGidnik, on 08 February 2014 - 08:31 PM, said:

dont do :lanekiffin:ing drugs. idiot.

View Postdawgbit, on 08 February 2014 - 08:46 PM, said:

Like everybody else, don't do drugs...that said I don't know if its true, but I've "heard" you can dip a finger in bleach, then as you take your whiz, piss down that finger and the bleach :lanekiffin: s up the test.

Seriously don't know if that works. If you wanna piss on your hand and see, let us know how.

UM - come on guys, let's be realistic...

IF they are taking hair - you are Posted Imageed. Just be prepared to deal with the consequences.

IF they are taking blood - you are Posted Imageed. Just be prepared to deal with the consequences.

if all you have to do is pee in a cup, you can beat it.

The bleach thing works, but it's sketchy and not foolproof.

Drinking THREE gallons of water THAT DAY and pissing will work, very uncomfortable, but it will work.

The best thing to do is go to a "head shop"; or a tobacco accessories store (where you can get water pipes, etc..) and buy the Posted Image that costs about $30 - $45.

Follow the instructions.

VOILA! you will pass.

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