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the last 2 days I have taken the most interesting dumps (w/pics)

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Yesterday my stomach was a bit upsets and when I took a dump it looks like someone had put a bag of potting soil in the toilet. But it wasn't runny or anything just a mound of loose looking potting soil sitting in the bowl. I thought it was weird but didn't really go over board about it. Well today I go use the bathroom and it feels like I have a gas bubble but I figure better safe than sorry so I sit the throne. Man was that a good call. It took a moment to start but once it started it just kept coming out. Like I broke into a cold sweat waiting it out. And just when I would think I was done, nope a fresh round starts. 3 flushes later waiting for the deal end I finally made a decision to try to halt long enough to get some pepto in me and dashed back to the throne. 2 more flushes later it stopped. I think I must have crapped out 5 pounds. And I am still rumbling like its not over.

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Do you eat large bowls of sand?
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Posted Image in the sink and blame your kid...

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View Postzartan, on 23 January 2014 - 02:12 PM, said:

Do you eat large bowls of sand?

Today I ate a zaxbys fan special. Its a couple of chicken fingers, fries an piece of toast with a Dr pepper to drink. Yesterday I had bacon, toast and orange juice for breakfast and a 1/3 pound hamburger with UTZ barque chips and water to drink.

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View Postpossumslayer, on 23 January 2014 - 02:14 PM, said:

Posted Image in the sink and blame your kid...

When I was first married I Posted Image in the kitty litter box and blamed the cat. It freaked my wife out. She was all" how did that come out of a kitten?". Pretty funny but it sucked not having sex for a week because she was mad.

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View Postsmokeyone, on 23 January 2014 - 02:18 PM, said:



When I was first married I Posted Image in the kitty litter box and blamed the cat. It freaked my wife out. She was all" how did that come out of a kitten?". Pretty funny but it sucked not having sex for a week because she was mad.
you told her you did it?

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You been taking any meds or stopped taking any? Some of my stuff makes me Posted Image like a mashed cat too
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nothing quite like a good shoulder width stance, power, growler to start the day.

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What a gross thread. Dr. Pepper is nasty as hell.
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View Postpossumslayer, on 23 January 2014 - 02:20 PM, said:

you told her you did it?

She was going to have a kitten put to sleep.

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View PostRammaJamma, on 23 January 2014 - 03:00 PM, said:

You been taking any meds or stopped taking any? Some of my stuff makes me Posted Image like a mashed cat too

Its endomethicien (spelled wrong) an anti inflammatory causing it. My wrist is still a bit out of whack from that punch I threw. I didn't follow doctors advice on healing it and am paying the price almost a month later.

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I drink milk and crap cheese.But I'm old.

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View PostL.A.Hog, on 23 January 2014 - 04:07 PM, said:

I drink milk and crap cheese.But I'm old.
same here...I can Posted Image through a screen door after wings or pizza






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