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basic man rules. things every man should know and live by

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View Postpossumslayer, on 14 March 2014 - 04:46 PM, said:

ever fish on the ark?

Few people know it,but Noah was a butthole.Made us shovel dung all day.

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View PostL.A.Hog, on 14 March 2014 - 04:48 PM, said:



Few people know it,but Noah was a butthole.Made us shovel dung all day.
Posted Image elephants!

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A man should never have to say "righty tighty lefty loosey" out loud

Always use a cloth with a vice grip/pipe wrench

70 pounds suction pressure is generally OK if it's 10:00 pm

Watch where you point a gun
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To keep a happy marriage and stay the boss of the house find out what your wife wants to do then tell her to do it.

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View PostL.A.Hog, on 14 March 2014 - 04:48 PM, said:

Few people know it,but Noah was a butthole.Made us shovel dung all day.
If you wanna ride in my boat, then you work.
we're surrounded by low hanging fruit but our handlers only know how to order take out

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View Postbbqit, on 14 March 2014 - 01:30 PM, said:

Men began to lose manhood when cavemen quit pulling women by the hair. Not that some things didn't need changing it's just when it began
that explains why my woman keeps telling me to pull her hair.
we're surrounded by low hanging fruit but our handlers only know how to order take out



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