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Don't start philosophy threads....

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Always wear sunglasses. You never know if a hot chick is gonna walk by and you don't want your wife/fiancee/gf to see you eye Posted Imageing a stranger.

If she gives you two choices and asks for your opinion, pick the one you like the least, she will end up getting the other.

Don't nut in a girls hair.

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My man advise:

Learn to use and identify tools. ESPECIALLY A MULTIMETER.

Don't overcharge an auto A/C unless frostbite turns you on

Never braze a copper pipe while you're laying underneath it unless you got coveralls or a pair of welding gloves on your chest

Always step on rafters or a platform when you're in an attic

Don't ever use your phone next to a gravity bong, it will find its way in there somehow.

Most importantly, if you need to eyeball weed quantities, its two fingers for a quarter three for a half.


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Don't eat boogers,especially on national tv.

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I have a question. WHY would you buy jewelry for a woman you AREN'T dating?
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View PostL.A.Hog, on 22 January 2014 - 08:59 AM, said:

Don't eat boogers,especially on national tv.
unless you're jimmy cheek.

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View PostSheLuvsBama, on 22 January 2014 - 09:05 AM, said:

I have a question. WHY would you buy jewelry for a woman you AREN'T dating?

Because guys are always lost in the friend zone and don't want to acknowledge it.

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View Postpossumslayer, on 22 January 2014 - 09:05 AM, said:

unless you're jimmy cheek.

Who the heck is jimmy cheek?

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View PostL.A.Hog, on 22 January 2014 - 09:11 AM, said:



Who the heck is jimmy cheek?
ut Chancellor, he was filmed digging and eating.....at a bball game.Google it

Edited by possumslayer, 22 January 2014 - 09:24 AM.


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View Postpossumslayer, on 22 January 2014 - 09:22 AM, said:

ut Chancellor, he was filmed digging and eating.....at a bball game.Google it


I'll take our word for it.Thanks though.


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When in charge......Dominate
When in trouble.....Delegate
When in doubt.....Whip it out


On the engineering door of the shop:

Arguing with and engineer is like wrestling a pig in mud.
After and hour or two, you will realize the pig enjoys it.

Edited by WDavE, 22 January 2014 - 09:42 AM.

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View PostWDavE, on 22 January 2014 - 09:36 AM, said:

When in charge......Dominate
When in trouble.....Delegate
When in doubt.....Whip it out
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Men don't hit women.... if she needs punishment, ban her from Walmart in extreme cases....no nail salon.

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The dude drives when its just you and a chick. He also pumps gas

If you can't handle just putting your penis in her, don't.

Dating is different than booty calls. Know, understand accept the difference and make sure she in on the same page.

Have a hobby. It will keep you sane. Work to home with a chick will drive you insane and ruin a relationship faster than anything else.

Be able to bait a hook, cast a fishing rob, shot a shotgun (rifle and handgun are encouraged) and play a sport.

Edited by smokeyone, 22 January 2014 - 10:46 AM.

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