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View PostMizzou_Fan, on 11 February 2014 - 09:17 PM, said:

I hate Benny's archiving thing, you can't bump great threads like that anymore.

I tried that once.Might be for the best.

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View PostGoldenRebel, on 21 January 2014 - 06:29 PM, said:

Dont know how, but it is true.  They do smell like corndogs


That whole state smells like asshole soaked in hot sauce. How can you tell what the individual smells like?
"I already know what hell is like. I once coached at Ole Miss." Clark Randolf "Dudy" Noble.


Ole Miss stands accused of making, which range from fixing recruits’ ACT scores to doling out cash payments and car loans. These aren’t the sorts of things that happen without an “intent to cheat.” Is Freeze suggesting that an evil demon is covertly planting cash on Ole Miss players at the behest of Dan Mullen?

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Seeing the questions from all the rookies about some of our time honored jokes...funny as the jokes themselves imagining what y'all think they mean v actuality.

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View Postdcbl, on 11 February 2014 - 04:59 PM, said:


cuz making 'Sippi State a winner took the powers and prowess of a wizard
Shouldn't that be "will take"?
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View PostGATORSFAN21, on 11 February 2014 - 04:04 PM, said:

Why is Mullen called Merlin?

True story behind that is in one of the MSU forum threads in a post Mullen was autocorrected to Merlin and everyone just rolled with it from there.

Edited by BulldawgFan, 12 February 2014 - 10:29 AM.

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Bumped to see if anyone will briefly explain the origins of "The Grind," "Evan Stone," etc.

If you tell me to go read the Magnolia thread, go :lanekiffin: yourself

@shamoan

Edited by Herschel Talker, 03 October 2014 - 12:41 PM.

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View PostHerschel Talker, on 03 October 2014 - 11:45 AM, said:

Bumped to see if anyone will briefly explain the origins of "The Grind," "Evan Stone," etc.

If you tell me to go read the Magnolia thread, go Posted Image yourself

Ask @shamoan

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Shammoan charges for that info

Edited by bbqit, 03 October 2014 - 12:30 PM.


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View PostHerschel Talker, on 03 October 2014 - 11:45 AM, said:

Bumped to see if anyone will briefly explain the origins of "The Grind," "Evan Stone," etc.

If you tell me to go read the Magnolia thread, go Posted Image yourself

I think it's some homoerotic fantasy about rubbing your junk on another guys face.

Edited by The Doctor, 03 October 2014 - 12:56 PM.


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Can someone explain the joke where Tennessee is still respected?

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View PostJoeGator, on 03 October 2014 - 12:48 PM, said:

Can someone explain the joke where Tennessee is still respected?
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Tennessee's mascot should be a possum because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.


/lulz

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tGrind? What can I say about Grind? Some folks call it tGRIND. I prefer, Teh Grind. Teh gives it that class touch, and apparently Evan Stone is a porn star who is an avid MSU fan.

But, back to Teh Grind. It's just.......well..........Teh Grind, man. You know how it is when you GRIND, and all you can think about is GRINDING. And after that, once she falls asleep, you go low and do what we call the Nocturnal Teh GRIND. It's a revolting, yet titillating, act that if it don't leave blisters on yours eyes, you didn't Teh Nocturnal Grind correctly.


But, you know, Teh Grinding fo yo State.
"I already know what hell is like. I once coached at Ole Miss." Clark Randolf "Dudy" Noble.


Ole Miss stands accused of making, which range from fixing recruits’ ACT scores to doling out cash payments and car loans. These aren’t the sorts of things that happen without an “intent to cheat.” Is Freeze suggesting that an evil demon is covertly planting cash on Ole Miss players at the behest of Dan Mullen?

--Matt Borcas

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any gimmick mississippi state does for attention