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View Postcocky4ever, on 03 January 2014 - 08:05 AM, said:

I think we all learned not to give you pics after the whole fiasco with Benny's wife...
I must have missed that....?  Is it in Legendary Threads?  :huh:

Let me get this straight. We're going to be "gifted" with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and will be fined for if we don't, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts itself from it, signed by a president who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese and financed by a country that's broke.

What could possibly go wrong?


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View PostWayzUp, on 03 January 2014 - 08:45 AM, said:

I must have missed that....?  Is it in Legendary Threads?  :huh:

Remember about a year ago when the site was hacked and nobody could log in?

That was Benny trying to break the servers to destroy all evidence I had.

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Why did I click on this thread...

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Is Michael Douglas your father in law?

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Taking the venom out of your snake? Don't know if i could do it. Then again no more rubbers so that's a huge plus.
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My farts smell like teriaki sauce and I had my first solid poopie in 3 days today. My wife has the flu (she got here flu shot) and the girls think its funny because they are not sick.

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Squealliam Fatner

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    I'm gonna need two more drinks to read this crap

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I got one a few years back. Did you get the clips?

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View PostSquealliam Fatner, on 03 January 2014 - 07:13 PM, said:

I got one a few years back. Did you get the clips?

Honestly I don't even know. I think so but I'm not sure. Hasn't been so bad today. Just poppin lortabs and having my wife take complete care of me. Gotta try to ride this out.

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Glad it's going alright. I got snipped years ago and the pain/ swelling was rough for a week. Frozen vegetable bags on your crotch are the key.
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    I'm gonna need two more drinks to read this crap

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View Postcocky4ever, on 03 January 2014 - 07:25 PM, said:



Honestly I don't even know. I think so but I'm not sure. Hasn't been so bad today. Just poppin lortabs and having my wife take complete care of me. Gotta try to ride this out.
I had the clips put in. Pain and swelling in the left garbanzo for months. I try and tell everyone thinking about the vasectomy not to get the clips. Stitching and burning is the only way to go. Ready for action usually within two days.