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No.....like, right now.

As I post this some guy is pulling strings in my ballsack and cutting and snipping. Problem??

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Ouch. Friend had one few years ago and said it wasn't too bad. Have your wife massage them when you get home.

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I got one after kid #2 cuz I knew any kid #3 was either going to drive me insane or bankrupt.  It's not too bad during and the few hours after.  The day after was the worst for me & even that wasn't that bad.  Just be sure to get 2 or 3 bags of frozen peas before you head home...they conform around the area much easier than anything else and you can re-use them in a stew afterward. :lol: I'm JOKING

Let me get this straight. We're going to be "gifted" with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and will be fined for if we don't, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts itself from it, signed by a president who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese and financed by a country that's broke.

What could possibly go wrong?


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View PostWARDS, on 03 January 2014 - 07:14 AM, said:

Ouch. Friend had one few years ago and said it wasn't too bad. Have your wife massage them when you get home.

Not too bad. So far the shot is the worst. Probably gonna be a long day though. Bout to go get my painkillers..

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The burning hair smell was the worst part...lol

Let me get this straight. We're going to be "gifted" with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and will be fined for if we don't, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts itself from it, signed by a president who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese and financed by a country that's broke.

What could possibly go wrong?


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View PostWayzUp, on 03 January 2014 - 07:20 AM, said:

I got one after kid #2 cuz I knew any kid #3 was either going to drive me insane or bankrupt.  It's not too bad during and the few hours after.  The day after was the worst for me & even that wasn't that bad.  Just be sure to get 2 or 3 bags of frozen peas before you head home...they conform around the area much easier than anything else and you can re-use them in a stew afterward. :lol: I'm JOKING

2 kids for me too. Wife had to come off birth control due to high risk of clotting. Plus she had problems with both pregnancies, so there's no telling what would happen to her or the baby if she got pregnant. And it's not fair to our two daughters if we have another one because I want to make sure I can give them the resources and attention they need.



Plus now I get to skeet skeet skeet up in there all I want

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Had one...no problem, no swelling....easy stuff
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No pics, no care.

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View PostWadeWilson, on 03 January 2014 - 08:03 AM, said:

No pics, no care.

I think we all learned not to give you pics after the whole fiasco with Benny's wife...

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View Postcocky4ever, on 03 January 2014 - 08:05 AM, said:

I think we all learned not to give you pics after the whole fiasco with Benny's wife...

I'll get them on my own then.

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View PostWadeWilson, on 03 January 2014 - 08:06 AM, said:



I'll get them on my own then.

I was wondering why my dog started going crazy last night, and I thought I heard something in my bushes. Now I know....

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View PostTrueGCFan, on 03 January 2014 - 08:09 AM, said:

Nothing shape is getting any where near by boys.

It actually wasn't that bad. Other than the shot the worst part was the psychological aspect of hearing the "snip"




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