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Eww..he rolls it up too lmao!
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View PostBrah, on 02 January 2014 - 12:25 AM, said:

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i don't Posted Imageing believe it

for gawd's sake, man
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Get this guy something from the concession stands.
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sometimes you just gotta get rid of them.
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That's one pick Mettenbooger should have thrown....

Let me get this straight. We're going to be "gifted" with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and will be fined for if we don't, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts itself from it, signed by a president who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese and financed by a country that's broke.

What could possibly go wrong?


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Tryin to get this electrolytes I reckon

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What the fawk is it with LSU and eating disgusting green shit?
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Well,everyone will know who he is now.Hello Spalding.

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1. The pick. Intent was there, no doubt. Fully lodged into the right nostril.
2. The slight hesitation..."should I eat it/should I flick it"? Perhaps the most critical juncture of the sequence. You could just feel the tension as he ran his boogery finger over his lips softly...
3. The scratching of the goatee. He's made his mind up. He's going for the nibble, but he must be cautious. The goatee-scratch is a fullproof fallback excuse - he concludes - in case a teammate happens to witness the snack.
4. Finally, the nibble. Though I have to admit, I was disappointed. Mett didn't appear to be very satisfied with the consumption. Instead of smacking on it heartily, he sort of just slurped it slowly like a bullfrog catching a fly.
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Why?  Just why would you do that in public where there are hundreds of cameras and you're probably going be on camera a good bit?

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