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first punch I have through in 20 soming year and broke my hand

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This thread useless without pics. LOL
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View PostAUskip07, on 29 December 2013 - 05:43 PM, said:

This thread useless without pics. LOL
yes...we need pics of wife's breastssss.

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View PostAUskip07, on 29 December 2013 - 05:43 PM, said:

This thread useless without pics. LOL

You want a pic of my left hand in a semi cast?

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View Postpossumslayer, on 29 December 2013 - 06:01 PM, said:

yes...we need pics of wife's breastssss.

Um no.

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View Postsmokeyone, on 29 December 2013 - 06:02 PM, said:

You want a pic of my left hand in a semi cast?

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View Postsmokeyone, on 29 December 2013 - 06:04 PM, said:



Um no.
doesn't have tooo include her face...we won't tell!

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View PostAUskip07, on 29 December 2013 - 06:05 PM, said:

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You want a pic of my hairy chest?

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View Postsmokeyone, on 28 December 2013 - 09:17 PM, said:

So I threw a left cross at a drunk dude at a restaurant tonite that was getting too inappropriate to my wife and little girl. Didn't hurt him but broke 3 bones in my hand. An off duty cop handled the officer that came to do a report. No charges against me are being filed so that's a plus. I hit him in the side of the head and I got the worst of it. Soft cast on it til monday when I see an orthopedic. Hurts like hell to move my wrist at all.

Typing with one finger on a touchscreen sucks. I am about to take a pain pill and call it a night.


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View Postsmokeyone, on 28 December 2013 - 09:17 PM, said:

So I threw a left cross at a drunk dude at a restaurant tonite that was getting too inappropriate to my wife and little girl. Didn't hurt him but broke 3 bones in my hand. An off duty cop handled the officer that came to do a report. No charges against me are being filed so that's a plus. I hit him in the side of the head and I got the worst of it. Soft cast on it til monday when I see an orthopedic. Hurts like hell to move my wrist at all.

Typing with one finger on a touchscreen sucks. I am about to take a pain pill and call it a night.

You led with your pinky, hit him on the cheek and broke the metacarpals (bones in your hand) of your middle, ring and little finger?  You did well to also break the middle finger.  Next tine, avoid the Boxer's Break and try a straight punch, aiming on for his nose.  It will fracture a lot easier than his cheekbone and will provide some cushion to your hand.  Also, you stand a much better chance of knocking out some of his front teeth and providing him with a tangible, long-term example of what happens to a douchbag.

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View PostMerlinsJizzSack, on 29 December 2013 - 08:34 PM, said:

I would have kicked you in your :lanekiffin:ing junk and taken your wife home to top it off


Wish the drunk would have socked you right back in the face

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View PostShortyPrice, on 29 December 2013 - 10:24 PM, said:

You led with your pinky, hit him on the cheek and broke the metacarpals (bones in your hand) of your middle, ring and little finger?  You did well to also break the middle finger.  Next tine, avoid the Boxer's Break and try a straight punch, aiming on for his nose.  It will fracture a lot easier than his cheekbone and will provide some cushion to your hand.  Also, you stand a much better chance of knocking out some of his front teeth and providing him with a tangible, long-term example of what happens to a douchbag.

Pinky and ring finger at least. Wrist feels like it has issues.

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View Postsmokeyone, on 30 December 2013 - 12:24 AM, said:

Jesus still loves you (even when you act like a retarded little shit with no :lanekiffin: ing clue about reality)
To be fair, punching someone in a restaurant is a bit of an over reaction.

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