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first punch I have through in 20 soming year and broke my hand

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So I threw a left cross at a drunk dude at a restaurant tonite that was getting too inappropriate to my wife and little girl. Didn't hurt him but broke 3 bones in my hand. An off duty cop handled the officer that came to do a report. No charges against me are being filed so that's a plus. I hit him in the side of the head and I got the worst of it. Soft cast on it til monday when I see an orthopedic. Hurts like hell to move my wrist at all.

Typing with one finger on a touchscreen sucks. I am about to take a pain pill and call it a night.

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Everybody's natural tendency is to go for the face/head, but punching someone in the kidney or chopping the neck can be more effective and a whole lot less painful for your hand.

View PostTider27, on 18 November 2013 - 07:31 PM, said:

We won't have to stack the box, our athletes are better. Read the first sentence, Auburn won't have over 175. Bet anything you want, it's not gonna happen. That's the one thing Bama can do without a doubt 100% mark it down, and have been for years.

View PostTider27, on 18 November 2013 - 08:19 PM, said:

If you're going to bet, it will be longer than signing day. This is a rivalry that lasts 365 days, you would have to at least keep it until next football season or this isn't even worth mentioning. Besides, Bama could be winning late in the game and the scrubs get the 200.
Either way, it won't be happening to Bama's defense.
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I'm just imagining @ForwardRebels in a restaurant calmly discussing his views with a few of his friends, and then smokey overhears him, gets angry, and attempts to beat the shit out of him, but epicly fails and then it results in his broken hand.
EDIT: Smokey's battle cry as he charges towards FR is "DOWN WITH COMMUNISM!!!11!1!" :trollface:

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Midgets have hard skulls...you have tooo shoot em like a wild boar.

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View Postpossumslayer, on 28 December 2013 - 10:01 PM, said:

Midgets have hard skulls...you have tooo shoot em like a wild boar.

I don't know what the hell this means,but it's funny.

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View PostL.A.Hog, on 28 December 2013 - 10:13 PM, said:



I don't know what the hell this means,but it's funny.
seems smokey tried tooo whip a midget and it backfired...

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So I was in North Georgia eating at a Restaurant having a conversation with some Tennessee fan and I brought up the crazy over time ending. Next thing I know the nutcase goes and punches me right on the top of my skull.
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View PostTheRealBrave, on 28 December 2013 - 10:48 PM, said:

So I was in North Georgia eating at a Restaurant having a conversation with some Tennessee fan and I brought up the crazy over time ending. Next thing I know the nutcase goes and punches me right on the top of my skull.
How did he do that? Is he a lot taller than you?
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View PostHFS, on 28 December 2013 - 10:57 PM, said:

How did he do that? Is he a lot taller than you?

Yes. He was about 7'6 for the purpose of my post
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View PostTheRealBrave, on 28 December 2013 - 11:08 PM, said:

Yes. He was about 7'6 for the purpose of my post
How tall are you? You must be around 4'0.
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View PostMizzou_Fan, on 28 December 2013 - 11:10 PM, said:

How tall are you? You must be around 4'0.

I'll have you know I'm 4'2
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So I'm taking my midget buddy out for a drink, (chicks dig midgets) and some dude gets pissed because the little guy said something about dude's wife (I still don't know what a moose knuckle is) and punches my little friend in the head. Go figure. He didn't know the little guy had a plate in his head from a near-fatal drunken tricycle accident. Had to have broken every bone in his hand...

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View Postsmokeyone, on 28 December 2013 - 09:17 PM, said:

So I threw a left cross at a drunk dude at a restaurant tonite that was getting too inappropriate to my wife and little girl. Didn't hurt him but broke 3 bones in my hand. An off duty cop handled the officer that came to do a report. No charges against me are being filed so that's a plus. I hit him in the side of the head and I got the worst of it. Soft cast on it til monday when I see an orthopedic. Hurts like hell to move my wrist at all.

Typing with one finger on a touchscreen sucks. I am about to take a pain pill and call it a night.

That's the thing about punching people in the head/face, it's either really ugly for your knuckles if you get their skull, or really ugly for their face if you catch their nose, cheek, eye, or jaw.
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Never get in a fight with a drunk.
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I certainly understand the frustration, and I can't promise I wouldn't have done the same....but how you act is the way your daughter will expect her man to act. These are the things you have to think about now.
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