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Puns for those with a slightly higher IQ...

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Puns for those with a slightly higher IQ...

you qualify!

  • Those who  jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine ....

  • A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

  • Dijon vu - the  same mustard as before.

  • Practice safe eating - always use  condiments.

  • Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or  death.

  • A man needs a mistress just to break the  monogamy.

  • A hangover is the wrath of  grapes.

  • Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor  play.

  • Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

  • Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

  • Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

  • When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

  • A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
  • What's the definition of a will?

(It's a dead give away.)

  • Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  • In democracy your vote counts.

In feudalism your count votes.

  • She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

  • A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
  • If you don't pay your exorcist,

You get repossessed
  • With her marriage,

She got a new name and a dress.

  • The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

  • You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

  • Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.

  • Every calendar's days are numbered.
  • A lot of money is tainted -

Taint yours and taint mine.

  • A boiled egg in the morning  is hard to beat.

  • He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

  • A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

  • Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

  • Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

  • Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

  • Acupuncture is a jab well done.

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I'm not smart enough for this shit.
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BBqit is outstanding in his field.

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Good ole copy and paste... I sho do miss a good recipe from time to time tho
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i liked the one about the photographic memory
Du-te la dracu 'LSU

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Boooooooooooooooooooooo
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the man who fell into the upholstery machine is fully recovered - lol.

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View Postbbqit, on 18 December 2013 - 07:19 AM, said:

i liked the one about the photographic memory
I'm stealin that one.

that mofo had a photographic memory but lost the negative
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rulz me otu lata'

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