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Eat my shit. Gus Malzahn's first year, after a 3-9 season. He has NO passing QB to work with, a DL full of freshmen, the worst LB/DB corp in the SEC, and WRs who drop more balls than they catch. The whole team is primarily based on Chizik scrubs. On the contrary, this is Saban's best offense he's had yet, and he's in his seventh season? McCarron is leaving next year, along with the rest of your "elite" undercoached 5 star athletes. If we would've traded players, we would've won 42-10.


Malzahn is better than Saban, and you know it. Y'all better pray that Saban goes to Texas so y'all can get a real coach in there.


Posted Image Bama, y'all are Posted Imageing pathetic. Enjoy your Chick fil a bowl, failures.


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View PostTider27, on 18 November 2013 - 07:31 PM, said:

We won't have to stack the box, our athletes are better. Read the first sentence, Auburn won't have over 175. Bet anything you want, it's not gonna happen. That's the one thing Bama can do without a doubt 100% mark it down, and have been for years.

View PostTider27, on 18 November 2013 - 08:19 PM, said:

If you're going to bet, it will be longer than signing day. This is a rivalry that lasts 365 days, you would have to at least keep it until next football season or this isn't even worth mentioning. Besides, Bama could be winning late in the game and the scrubs get the 200.
Either way, it won't be happening to Bama's defense.
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View PostTHE_KRIEG, on 30 November 2013 - 09:00 PM, said:

Eat my shit. Gus Malzahn's first year, after a 3-9 season. He has NO passing QB to work with, a DL full of freshmen, the worst LB/DB corp in the SEC, and WRs who drop more balls than they catch. The whole team is primarily based on Chizik scrubs. On the contrary, this is Saban's best offense he's had yet, and he's in his seventh season? McCarron is leaving next year, along with the rest of your "elite" undercoached 5 star athletes. If we would've traded players, we would've won 42-10.


Malzahn is better than Saban, and you know it. Y'all better pray that Saban goes to Texas so y'all can get a real coach in there.


:lanekiffin: Bama, y'all are :lanekiffin:ing pathetic. Enjoy your Chick fil a bowl, failures.


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Eh?

Either this is your most brilliant troll yet, or clearly I have missed something.

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Seriously. A season I will never forget.

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View PostForwardRebels, on 30 November 2013 - 09:07 PM, said:

Eh?

Either this is your most brilliant troll yet, or clearly I have missed something.
HFS is the only logical barner poster and penguin is an idiot. That's why.

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View Post#ThisisMULLENSstate, on 30 November 2013 - 09:16 PM, said:

HFS is the only logical barner poster and penguin is an idiot. That's why.

Is it really illogical to be RIGHT?

View PostTider27, on 18 November 2013 - 07:31 PM, said:

We won't have to stack the box, our athletes are better. Read the first sentence, Auburn won't have over 175. Bet anything you want, it's not gonna happen. That's the one thing Bama can do without a doubt 100% mark it down, and have been for years.

View PostTider27, on 18 November 2013 - 08:19 PM, said:

If you're going to bet, it will be longer than signing day. This is a rivalry that lasts 365 days, you would have to at least keep it until next football season or this isn't even worth mentioning. Besides, Bama could be winning late in the game and the scrubs get the 200.
Either way, it won't be happening to Bama's defense.
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View PostPenguin, on 30 November 2013 - 09:09 PM, said:

Hfs been sucking bammer dick for months

View Post#ThisisMULLENSstate, on 30 November 2013 - 09:16 PM, said:

HFS is the only logical barner poster and penguin is an idiot. That's why.

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View PostTHE_KRIEG, on 30 November 2013 - 09:00 PM, said:

Malzahn is better than Saban, and you know it. Y'all better pray that Saban goes to Texas so y'all can get a real coach in there.

Not quite sure 1 game in which our team played their worst of the season while yours played your best is a good indicator of who is the better coach. Everyone said Les Miles had Saban's number a few years ago, and we've been laughing about that ever since.

But, enjoy your win, I'm sure you had a huge part to play in capturing the victory on the field, I don't want to take anything away from your achievement. Congrats Auburn, you were the better team tonight.

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View PostPenguin, on 30 November 2013 - 09:09 PM, said:

Hfs been sucking bammer dick for months

He's actually a Longhorn fan who just cheers for Auburn & Bama both, if I'm not mistaken. And that's more Bama than it is Auburn since 70% of our state are bandwagon bammers anyway.

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View PostNeil Caudle is Superman, on 30 November 2013 - 09:18 PM, said:

Is it really illogical to be RIGHT?
It can be.
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Best thread yet.  Speaks well for a large segment of the Auburn contingent on here.  Well done.
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