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True Flood Victims (Don't Click Unless You Have Strong Will)

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There’s Something In This Peaceful Picture That You Don’t Realize. When You See It…OMG.


This looks like a peaceful farmhouse. It looks like a nearby field is softly draped in fog or snow. But the truth is actually terrifying: these lands have been completely taken over by millions and millions of spiders. Fight the urge to burn your own house down as you read this.



Terrible flooding throughout Australia has caused more than 13,000 people to evacuate their homes.

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Unfortunately, people weren’t the only ones evacuating. Spiders are also running for the hills, causing farmlands to be literally covered in their webs.





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It looks like snow, but it’s the worst thing you could ever imagine.
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Each cluster of webbing is literally filled to the brim with tiny flood victims.



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It’s hard to go anywhere without getting a face-full of spider.



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Once the flooding along the riverbanks goes down, the spiders should return home.



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Either that, or farmers will have to start buying flamethrowers in bulk.



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Why these farmers just haven’t burned down their barns and moved to New Zealand, we have no idea.

http://www.viralnova.../spider-fields/

Edited by TrueGCFan, 20 November 2013 - 08:08 AM.

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Ah, the sanctity of life
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God I hate spiders

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View PostTheRealBrave, on 20 November 2013 - 01:47 PM, said:

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:lanekiffin: spiders, seriously

That would make me become an arsonist. Id burn water if possible at that point. wouldnt be a spider left for miles

Go back to WWII with the flamethrower

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if they fled the flood so did their food source. So having them around is a good thing. And if the food didnt come with them they will starve in a week or 2.

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View Postzartan, on 20 November 2013 - 08:51 AM, said:

Ah, the sanctity of life

Just pretent they are little unborn babies if you need help dealing with slaughtering them. That usually gets libs past the whole sanctity of life issue.

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I live on the river once a year you should see the willow fly hatch off.. I'm talking about zillions of them and I hate flying insects worse than spiders.
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Lulz....grown folks scared of bugs
I'm skeered of 340# women....

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View Postpossumslayer, on 20 November 2013 - 02:03 PM, said:

Lulz....grown folks scared of bugs
I'm skeered of 340# women....

Scared? Why do you have a BBWCupid.com account?

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Ooooooooooooold.  I got no problems with spiderz.

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