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A man and a woman go on their first date together. The woman wants to get to know the man, so she asks him how old he is. He says that he is 35. The woman laughs and says that she is 35 too and asks the man what his birthday is. He says his birthday is 01/30/1986. The woman frowns and asks the man why he said that he was 35 if he was born in 1986 and he shrugs and says that his life has a great tradition and that he doesn't have to explain the numbers; they speak for themselves.

Later on the date the woman asks the man what he does for a living. He replies that he's currently working at McDonalds and makes $75,000 a year. The woman is impressed and remarks that he must be a manager or working corporate, but the man shakes his head and says, "No, I just make the burgers". Again the woman is confused because that number seems way higher than reality. She asks the man, "Why do they pay you so much to do such an easy job?". He responds by explaining that his family had worked at that McDonalds for a long time and that his ancestors had won many Employee of the Year awards. He said that in 1941 his grandfather even won the Employee of the Year award despite finishing 16th in the McDonalds employee poll because one particular customer who had been to that McDonalds one time made a list of the best employees with his grandfather on top.

By now, the woman is starting to lose interest in the man. He was lying about his age and lying about his wages. She started thinking that maybe he was lying about everything else, too. She politely asks the waiter for the check and waits for the man to pay it. When the check finally comes the man glances at the bill, which is for $45.83. He pulls out two $5 bills and says, "That should cover it." The woman points out that he hasn't paid nearly enough and the man responds, saying, "I'm sorry, I used all my money to pay a new guy to work at McDonalds instead of Burger King. Burger King had better benefits and a cleaner facility so we had to get together and pay him a little under the table. That's how we get most of our new employees, actually." The woman shakes her head in disgust, puts down the rest of the money for the bill, and exclaims, "Just what college did you go to, anyway?"

What college did the man go to?






Trick question, Alabama fans don't go to college.

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Three guests check into a hotel room. The clerk says the bill is $30, so each guest pays $10. Later the clerk realizes the bill should only be $25. To rectify this, he gives the bellhop $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room, the bellhop realizes that he cannot divide the money equally. As the guests didn't know the total of the revised bill, the bellhop decides to just give each guest $1 and keep $2 for himself. Each guest got $1 back: so now each guest only paid $9; bringing the total paid to $27. The bellhop has $2. And $27 + $2 = $29 so, if the guests originally handed over $30, what happened to the remaining $1?

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Easy one.

What gets wetter as it dries?

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View PostHFS, on 25 October 2013 - 02:47 PM, said:

A box without hinges, key or lid. Inside golden treasure is hid.
No one? No one on here has read The Hobbit?
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View PostHFS, on 25 October 2013 - 04:59 PM, said:

No one? No one on here has read The Hobbit?
"Eggses".

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View PostnooneLT, on 25 October 2013 - 04:51 PM, said:

Easy one.

What gets wetter as it dries?
towel

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What has a mouth that never eats, has a bed but never sleeps, and runs all day but has no legs?
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View Postadfalcon, on 26 October 2013 - 08:45 AM, said:

What has a mouth that never eats, has a bed but never sleeps, and runs all day but has no legs?
A river. And I don't have to google the Hobbit riddles.

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View Postmsubulldogfan1, on 25 October 2013 - 03:43 PM, said:

Three guests check into a hotel room. The clerk says the bill is $30, so each guest pays $10. Later the clerk realizes the bill should only be $25. To rectify this, he gives the bellhop $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room, the bellhop realizes that he cannot divide the money equally. As the guests didn't know the total of the revised bill, the bellhop decides to just give each guest $1 and keep $2 for himself. Each guest got $1 back: so now each guest only paid $9; bringing the total paid to $27. The bellhop has $2. And $27 + $2 = $29 so, if the guests originally handed over $30, what happened to the remaining $1?

Shit.

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View PostThe Cowboy, on 26 October 2013 - 10:10 AM, said:



Shit.
crazy ain't it

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What does 2+2=5 and your left hand have in common

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View PostUGA117, on 26 October 2013 - 10:59 AM, said:

What does 2+2=5 and your left hand have in common

Neither one is right?

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View Postmsubulldogfan1, on 25 October 2013 - 03:43 PM, said:

Three guests check into a hotel room. The clerk says the bill is $30, so each guest pays $10. Later the clerk realizes the bill should only be $25. To rectify this, he gives the bellhop $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room, the bellhop realizes that he cannot divide the money equally. As the guests didn't know the total of the revised bill, the bellhop decides to just give each guest $1 and keep $2 for himself. Each guest got $1 back: so now each guest only paid $9; bringing the total paid to $27. The bellhop has $2. And $27 + $2 = $29 so, if the guests originally handed over $30, what happened to the remaining $1?
$30-5=$25
Three guests each get paid $1; $25+1+1+1=$28
Bellhop keeps $2; $28+2=$30

$30 is the original amount. There was no extra $1.

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View PostMizzou_Fan, on 27 October 2013 - 12:42 PM, said:

$30-5=$25
Three guests each get paid $1; $25+1+1+1=$28
Bellhop keeps $2; $28+2=$30

$30 is the original amount. There was no extra $1.
yes, the way the story lays out is an incorrect way to add it

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View PostThe Cowboy, on 26 October 2013 - 12:59 PM, said:

Neither one is right?
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