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View PostHerschel Talker, on 25 October 2013 - 12:51 PM, said:

I have an eye, but cannot see.
I am faster than any human alive, but have no limbs.
What am I?
Tornado?

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View PostHerschel Talker, on 25 October 2013 - 12:51 PM, said:

I have an eye, but cannot see.
I am faster than any human alive, but have no limbs.
What am I?
Hurricane?
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What makes you think Bama is head and toes above MSU?
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View PostMizzou_Fan, on 25 October 2013 - 12:53 PM, said:

Tornado?

Or hurricane...
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View PostHerschel Talker, on 25 October 2013 - 12:54 PM, said:

Or hurricane...
I'm from St. Louis.

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View PostMizzou_Fan, on 25 October 2013 - 12:56 PM, said:

I'm from St. Louis.
Nelly's johnson...

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What is ghey and if you contribute to the gheyness it makes you look as if you're ghey too?
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View PostSECats, on 25 October 2013 - 02:14 PM, said:

What is ghey and if you contribute to the gheyness it makes you look as if you're ghey too?

SECats' posts?
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30 white horses on a red hill. First they stomp, then they stamp, then they stand still.

What are the horses?
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View PostHFS, on 25 October 2013 - 02:31 PM, said:

30 white horses on a red hill. First they stomp, then they stamp, then they stand still.

What are the horses?
Teeth.

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Regarding the OP, if he checked that no one was in the car when he left, wouldn't his wife had gone with him?

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View PostSECats, on 25 October 2013 - 02:14 PM, said:

What is ghey and if you contribute to the gheyness it makes you look as if you're ghey too?
A Louisville tail gate?
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View Postbmccall, on 25 October 2013 - 02:39 PM, said:

Regarding the OP, if he checked that no one was in the car when he left, wouldn't his wife had gone with him?
I'm trying to figure out why this guy kicked his pregnant wife out of the car and left her with no key.
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View PostSquealliam Fatner, on 25 October 2013 - 02:34 PM, said:

Teeth.
Yep, although I feel like you're googling these.
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A box without hinges, key or lid. Inside golden treasure is hid.
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View Postmsubulldogfan1, on 25 October 2013 - 11:43 AM, said:

What's pink and tight and located between my ass cheeks?

Your pussy!  Because you are a hermaphrodite and your vage is where your taint would normally be.

I win!
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