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I always enjoy myself a few riddles when I'm bored, so this is the place for you to post some hard riddles to see if anyone can guess them!
No google allowed, try to guess them using your brain ;)
I'll start this off:
A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?
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I know the answer (heard it before), but will not spoil it and let others take a stab at it.
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With the key?

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View PostSECorBust, on 25 October 2013 - 09:01 AM, said:

With the key?
Nope, try again ;)
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She let him in?

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The wife was pregnant. She died in childbirth. The stranger is the kid.

And it bears a strong resemblance to the UPS man...

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View PostSquealliam Fatner, on 25 October 2013 - 09:21 AM, said:

The wife was pregnant. She died in childbirth. The stranger is the kid.

And it bears a strong resemblance to the UPS man...
And we have a wiiineeer :trollface:
If any of you guys want to post some you guys are welcome to :cheers:
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What's pink and tight and located between my ass cheeks?

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View Postmsubulldogfan1, on 25 October 2013 - 11:43 AM, said:

What's pink and tight and located between my ass cheeks?

That's a weird place to keep some double bubble.

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View PostTider27, on 25 October 2013 - 11:44 AM, said:



That's a weird place to keep some double bubble.
nope, guess again

Hint: it rhymes with basspole

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View Postmsubulldogfan1, on 25 October 2013 - 11:49 AM, said:

nope, guess again

Hint: it rhymes with basspole
Brass pole?

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View Postmsubulldogfan1, on 25 October 2013 - 11:49 AM, said:

nope, guess again

Hint: it rhymes with basspole
Casserole?
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View Postadfalcon, on 25 October 2013 - 12:02 PM, said:


Casserole?
ooooo close

Next hint: casserole periodically exits this

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View PostSquealliam Fatner, on 25 October 2013 - 11:58 AM, said:


Brass pole?
nope, there is a sometimes flaccid, sometimes erect wood pole next to this

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