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View Postadfalcon, on 22 October 2013 - 09:29 PM, said:

Oh you got it coming now, bitch, you don't Posted Image with my Posted Imageing braves
/rant
The Cardinals are Posted Imageing awful. They are Tim Tebow in baseball organization form. They are a church casserole made out of cream of mushroom soup and Minute Rice. They are a horrible family staring at a Norman Rockwell painting of itself. It's no coincidence that sabermetric punching bag David Eckstein spent a few years playing for the Cardinals, because no team in any sport puffs up its grittiness credentials quite like this one.

I don't trust any fanbase that brands itself as being the "best fans in baseball" , nor do I trust any organization that has a way named after it. I love some of ya'll mizzou fans, but I can tell that every Posted Imageing october they morph into an eight-year-old wearing a propeller beanie and shooting marbles on the living room floor. GOLLY GEE GUYS ISN'T CARDINALS BASEBALL JUST THE BESTEST?!

And whenever any of us talk any sort of Posted Imageing trash about y'all you always come out and say"Aw, jeepers, why would you say bad things about my beloved Cardinals? We're just a group of cute little puppies with bows on our heads (bats eyelashes)!" It's just unfathomable to them that you would dislike them. They do things the right way! How could you not appreciate that? BARF.


The Cardinals are a giant sucking red hole of good old-fashioned Midwestern piousness, with a fanbase that does "classy" things specifically so that it can humblebrag about doing classy things.
Whenever you win a Posted Imageing series you are just like "Thanks for the good series, you played your little hearts out!" Posted Image YOU. I think Yankees fans are horrible people: selfish, arrogant, profane, and miserable all at once. But at least they don't attempt to hide their repulsiveness. At least there isn't this deliberate, "Oh, we're not like those OTHER fans" fakeness that OOZES from the Cardinals and their acolytes. Wanna know who you really are, Cardinals fans? You are this. You are poorly disguised Yankees fans in ugly Christmas sweaters carrying a Jell-O mold to your neighbor's door. And your constant attempts to turn every October into an extended production of Our Town makes me want to hang myself with a extension cord.

St. Louis, the town, is a Posted Imageing dump. It's not some magical heartland paradise filled with rainbows and Posted Imageing butterflies.  It's a shithole. It's just as troubled and uncivilized as the rest of the country. The Cardinals are a desperate attempt to polish that turd for all it's worth, and I've seen enough of them for this lifetime and the next. LOSE. LOSE BADLY.
/endrant


8/10 quality rant with plenty of kiffin heads... I got some good laughs too lol

Edited by MizzouMark, 22 October 2013 - 09:31 PM.

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View PostMizzouMark, on 22 October 2013 - 09:31 PM, said:

8/10 quality rant with plenty of kiffin heads... I got some good laughs too lol
I haven't written one of these since my joegator rant, it feels good man, it feels good.
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View Postadfalcon, on 22 October 2013 - 09:31 PM, said:

I haven't written one of these since my joegator rant, it feels good man, it feels good.

Lol @ Humbleburg
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View Postadfalcon, on 22 October 2013 - 09:29 PM, said:

Oh you got it coming now, bitch, you don't Posted Image with my Posted Imageing braves
/rant
The Cardinals are Posted Imageing awful. They are Tim Tebow in baseball organization form. They are a church casserole made out of cream of mushroom soup and Minute Rice. They are a horrible family staring at a Norman Rockwell painting of itself. It's no coincidence that sabermetric punching bag David Eckstein spent a few years playing for the Cardinals, because no team in any sport puffs up its grittiness credentials quite like this one.

I don't trust any fanbase that brands itself as being the "best fans in baseball" , nor do I trust any organization that has a way named after it. I love some of ya'll mizzou fans, but I can tell that every Posted Imageing october they morph into an eight-year-old wearing a propeller beanie and shooting marbles on the living room floor. GOLLY GEE GUYS ISN'T CARDINALS BASEBALL JUST THE BESTEST?!

And whenever any of us talk any sort of Posted Imageing trash about y'all you always come out and say"Aw, jeepers, why would you say bad things about my beloved Cardinals? We're just a group of cute little puppies with bows on our heads (bats eyelashes)!" It's just unfathomable to them that you would dislike them. They do things the right way! How could you not appreciate that? BARF.


The Cardinals are a giant sucking red hole of good old-fashioned Midwestern piousness, with a fanbase that does "classy" things specifically so that it can humblebrag about doing classy things.
Whenever you win a Posted Imageing series you are just like "Thanks for the good series, you played your little hearts out!" Posted Image YOU. I think Yankees fans are horrible people: selfish, arrogant, profane, and miserable all at once. But at least they don't attempt to hide their repulsiveness. At least there isn't this deliberate, "Oh, we're not like those OTHER fans" fakeness that OOZES from the Cardinals and their acolytes. Wanna know who you really are, Cardinals fans? You are this. You are poorly disguised Yankees fans in ugly Christmas sweaters carrying a Jell-O mold to your neighbor's door. And your constant attempts to turn every October into an extended production of Our Town makes me want to hang myself with a extension cord.

St. Louis, the town, is a Posted Imageing dump. It's not some magical heartland paradise filled with rainbows and Posted Imageing butterflies.  It's a shithole. It's just as troubled and uncivilized as the rest of the country. The Cardinals are a desperate attempt to polish that turd for all it's worth, and I've seen enough of them for this lifetime and the next. LOSE. LOSE BADLY.
/endrant

ONLY A FAN OF A TEAM THAT COULD HAVE THE BEST RECORD IN BASEBALL AND CAN'T FILL IT'S STADIUM HALF FULL WOULD SAY THIS.
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View PostRamboMizzou, on 22 October 2013 - 09:34 PM, said:

ONLY A FAN OF A TEAM THAT COULD HAVE THE BEST RECORD IN BASEBALL AND CAN'T FILL IT'S STADIUM HALF FULL WOULD SAY THIS.
I ALREADY HAVE A RANT PREPARED FOR THIS, BITCH,
WE HAVE A Posted ImageING 60K FULL STADIUM, IT'S KINDA Posted ImageING HARD TO FILL OUR STADIUM THAT FULL. AND WE AVERAGE OVER 60% ATTENDANCE, OVER 50% BITCH. DON'T MAKE ME WASTE MY TIME
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Posted Image you shit birds

Your team's greatest hero was a roid-guzzling fraud

(Musial doesn't count, none of us were alive in the 1500s when he played)

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View Postadfalcon, on 22 October 2013 - 09:29 PM, said:

Oh you got it coming now, bitch, you don't Posted Image with my Posted Imageing braves
/rant
The Cardinals are Posted Imageing awful. They are Tim Tebow in baseball organization form. They are a church casserole made out of cream of mushroom soup and Minute Rice. They are a horrible family staring at a Norman Rockwell painting of itself. It's no coincidence that sabermetric punching bag David Eckstein spent a few years playing for the Cardinals, because no team in any sport puffs up its grittiness credentials quite like this one.

I don't trust any fanbase that brands itself as being the "best fans in baseball" , nor do I trust any organization that has a way named after it. I love some of ya'll mizzou fans, but I can tell that every Posted Imageing october they morph into an eight-year-old wearing a propeller beanie and shooting marbles on the living room floor. GOLLY GEE GUYS ISN'T CARDINALS BASEBALL JUST THE BESTEST?!

And whenever any of us talk any sort of Posted Imageing trash about y'all you always come out and say"Aw, jeepers, why would you say bad things about my beloved Cardinals? We're just a group of cute little puppies with bows on our heads (bats eyelashes)!" It's just unfathomable to them that you would dislike them. They do things the right way! How could you not appreciate that? BARF.


The Cardinals are a giant sucking red hole of good old-fashioned Midwestern piousness, with a fanbase that does "classy" things specifically so that it can humblebrag about doing classy things.
Whenever you win a Posted Imageing series you are just like "Thanks for the good series, you played your little hearts out!" Posted Image YOU. I think Yankees fans are horrible people: selfish, arrogant, profane, and miserable all at once. But at least they don't attempt to hide their repulsiveness. At least there isn't this deliberate, "Oh, we're not like those OTHER fans" fakeness that OOZES from the Cardinals and their acolytes. Wanna know who you really are, Cardinals fans? You are this. You are poorly disguised Yankees fans in ugly Christmas sweaters carrying a Jell-O mold to your neighbor's door. And your constant attempts to turn every October into an extended production of Our Town makes me want to hang myself with a extension cord.

St. Louis, the town, is a Posted Imageing dump. It's not some magical heartland paradise filled with rainbows and Posted Imageing butterflies.  It's a shithole. It's just as troubled and uncivilized as the rest of the country. The Cardinals are a desperate attempt to polish that turd for all it's worth, and I've seen enough of them for this lifetime and the next. LOSE. LOSE BADLY.
/endrant



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Okay, I actually read the rant.

I laughed my ass off.. lol
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View PostMizzou_Fan, on 22 October 2013 - 09:17 PM, said:

@RamboMizzou, the best way to get pretty much the entire site to hate you is to trash talk the Braves.

Not me.  LOVE IT!!!!
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View Postadfalcon, on 22 October 2013 - 09:29 PM, said:

Oh you got it coming now, bitch, you don't Posted Image with my Posted Imageing braves
/rant
The Cardinals are Posted Imageing awful. They are Tim Tebow in baseball organization form. They are a church casserole made out of cream of mushroom soup and Minute Rice. They are a horrible family staring at a Norman Rockwell painting of itself. It's no coincidence that sabermetric punching bag David Eckstein spent a few years playing for the Cardinals, because no team in any sport puffs up its grittiness credentials quite like this one.

I don't trust any fanbase that brands itself as being the "best fans in baseball" , nor do I trust any organization that has a way named after it. I love some of ya'll mizzou fans, but I can tell that every Posted Imageing october they morph into an eight-year-old wearing a propeller beanie and shooting marbles on the living room floor. GOLLY GEE GUYS ISN'T CARDINALS BASEBALL JUST THE BESTEST?!

And whenever any of us talk any sort of Posted Imageing trash about y'all you always come out and say"Aw, jeepers, why would you say bad things about my beloved Cardinals? We're just a group of cute little puppies with bows on our heads (bats eyelashes)!" It's just unfathomable to them that you would dislike them. They do things the right way! How could you not appreciate that? BARF.


The Cardinals are a giant sucking red hole of good old-fashioned Midwestern piousness, with a fanbase that does "classy" things specifically so that it can humblebrag about doing classy things.
Whenever you win a Posted Imageing series you are just like "Thanks for the good series, you played your little hearts out!" Posted Image YOU. I think Yankees fans are horrible people: selfish, arrogant, profane, and miserable all at once. But at least they don't attempt to hide their repulsiveness. At least there isn't this deliberate, "Oh, we're not like those OTHER fans" fakeness that OOZES from the Cardinals and their acolytes. Wanna know who you really are, Cardinals fans? You are this. You are poorly disguised Yankees fans in ugly Christmas sweaters carrying a Jell-O mold to your neighbor's door. And your constant attempts to turn every October into an extended production of Our Town makes me want to hang myself with a extension cord.

St. Louis, the town, is a Posted Imageing dump. It's not some magical heartland paradise filled with rainbows and Posted Imageing butterflies.  It's a shithole. It's just as troubled and uncivilized as the rest of the country. The Cardinals are a desperate attempt to polish that turd for all it's worth, and I've seen enough of them for this lifetime and the next. LOSE. LOSE BADLY.
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Who let the Texas Tech fan back in here?

Who the Posted Image is this hog humper talking too?
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View PostRamboMizzou, on 22 October 2013 - 09:34 PM, said:



ONLY A FAN OF A TEAM THAT COULD HAVE THE BEST RECORD IN BASEBALL AND CAN'T FILL IT'S STADIUM HALF FULL WOULD SAY THIS.

Mancrush on you (not ghey though)....however, posting statistics will not, I repeat...WILL NOT CHANGE THEIR HOMERISM.

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