Texas hires Gary Patterson-->TCU goes to crap no one cares, Texas plays for NT every year for 15 years.
Texas hires Mark Richt-->UGA hires Charlie Strong, Louisville hires Chad Morris, Clampsun goes to crap no one cares.
Texas hires Les Miles--> LSU hires Gary Patterson, LSU wins 15 consecutive National Titles, Texas burns football stadium to the ground.
Texas hires Will Muschamp-->Texas needs new HC in two years, Florida re-hires Steve Spurrier, All Gamecock fans on SEC Talk commit suicide, South Carolina hires BMFP, All Georgia/Tennessee fans commit suicide.
USC hires Chris Petersen--> Boise goes to crap no one cares, USC needs a new HC in 5 years.
USC hires Kevin Sumlin--> A&M hires Art Briles, Baylor goes to crap no one cares
USC hires BMFP--> President Obama declares marshal law…….no one and no thing is safe!
USC hires Steve Sarkisian--> Washington hires BMFP, USC fires Sarkisian in 3 years, USC hires BMFP, Washington re-hires Sarkisian.
Mississippi State hires Dread Pirate Leach-->Everyone not named Alabama in the SEC West know that 3rd place in the West is the best they can hope for.
Mississippi State hires BMFP-->Mississippi State becomes Arkansas circa 2011.
Mississippi State hires Mike Bobo--> Mississippi State leaves SEC in 2016 to join the Sun Belt.
Edited by CCRider, 14 September 2013 - 10:17 PM.