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Woke up on my buddies couch butthole naked with his girlfriend and we were using the cushions for a blanket.  I apparently didn't care that it was that time of the month, dudes couch was ruined.

Waking up in jail with a shoe print on my forehead wasn't a good story, but one I definitely can't forget.


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I've pretty much found my way into a bed every time. I did manage to pass out with half my body in the bathroom, half in the hallway of our house after a shot party freshman year.

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I took a piss in my friend's parents bedroom while they were still asleep. helluva night.

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View PostUK4Life, on 11 February 2014 - 11:44 PM, said:

Drunk tank <_<


been there...done that

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I see huge potential for this thread

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no comment on me or any of my friends
Du-te la dracu 'LSU

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I don't think the internet has enough bandwich for me to start telling stories... I am the one with the Hank avi you know.
"I didn't come to Alabama to win 10 games a year and be a contender. I came here to win championships, Conference Championships, and National Championships. I love it here because that's not just what I want, but what this fan base expects." -Alabama Head Football Coach Nick Saban

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Went out in a limo with friends. Drank a bottle of Patron. Woke up at my buddies house. People passed out everywhere, with my club clothes still on, sleeping in a recliner with pizza on my lap. Woke up couldn't remember Posted Image. At the pizza on my lap grabbed a redbull and went home.

Apparently i took the tactical laser/light (that strobes) off my Glock and ran around a golf course shining it everywhere. Don't remember that whatsoever.

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A friend of mine woke up one Sunday to find our buddy passed out in the front patio chair wearing only his boxers.  Had no clue where the rest of his clothes were or how he got there.  Didn't have his wallet, keys, or phone.  But had some random person's keys and phone.  He knew that he'd gone to a party in a nearby neighborhood.  Went riding though it clicking the buttons on the keys until a car finally went off.  Through the keys and phone in there and hauled off.  Turned out his wallet and phone were in his roommates car.

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Never blacked out drunk, never been outa control.

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View Postpossumslayer, on 11 February 2014 - 08:56 PM, said:

A dead sheep in the kitchen floor.
Please take your sordid sex life somewhere else.
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View Postjthomas666, on 12 February 2014 - 06:50 PM, said:

Please take your sordid sex life somewhere else.
you have a perverted mind.......I never said I sexed the sheep.

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damn i thought this thread would have more posts by now.