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A dead sheep in the kitchen floor.

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Tried my hand at homemade oil wrestling one spring break in PC beach. Kiddie pool and wesson oil, a few girls and many many beers. Woke up in the kitchen floor of the condo covered in cooking oil with the condo owners screaming at all of us to get our Posted Image and get out.

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I have woken up in another country twice with no idea how I got there. The old MAC flight program used to get me in all kinds of trouble. Nothing like waking up on an air force or navy base and having to wait for a flight on stand by to to get home.

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I've never woken up somewhere I didnt know after about 10 seconds.  Have woken up with a buddy's gf in my bed and him passed out on the living room floor.  And in a girls parents' bed with her and another chick.  etc.  But I've seen some folks in some bad ways before.  I once found a dude passed out under the urinal in the dorm freshman year.  That was probably the lowest....you can imagine what a male dorm bathroom looks like.

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View PostGoldenRebel, on 11 February 2014 - 09:24 PM, said:

I've never woken up somewhere I didnt know after about 10 seconds.  Have woken up with a buddy's gf in my bed and him passed out on the living room floor.  And in a girls parents' bed with her and another chick.  etc.  But I've seen some folks in some bad ways before.  I once found a dude passed out under the urinal in the dorm freshman year.  That was probably the lowest....you can imagine what a male dorm bathroom looks like.
anyone pee on him?

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I woke up on the closet floor one night completely naked. This was, of course, before I pissed all over a bookshelf thinking I was in the bathroom.
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My college roomie's gal worked at Hooters. So we spent all day there drinking and eating wings. I remember somebody giving me a can of dip.

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Well there was this one time in the Bahamas....
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woke up naked in a house of a girl i didnt know
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one time i woke up with my left big toe throbbing and i could barley bend it.  i yelled to my buddy in the other room asking him wtf happened to my toe...apparently, we jogged home (like a 2 mile jog mind you) and when we got within eyeshot of his house, i pushed him down and challenged him to a race.  upon achieving a dead sprint, my downward stride ran out of road and hit the concrete curb.  my knee divit was 7 feet off the street (saw it the next day), so i must have been booking it.  thats a good one that was quick, but i have about 4 or 5 gems that would require too much input.  damn...im a lazy drunk.

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to this day, when i walk barefoot, my toe has an audible click and i can only bend it half way....and that was about 7 or 8 years ago...lulz....damn im stupid.

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Woke up on my buddies couch butthole naked with his girlfriend and we were using the cushions for a blanket.  I apparently didn't care that it was that time of the month, dudes couch was ruined.

Waking up in jail with a shoe print on my forehead wasn't a good story, but one I definitely can't forget.


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I've pretty much found my way into a bed every time. I did manage to pass out with half my body in the bathroom, half in the hallway of our house after a shot party freshman year.

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