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Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:57 PM
Du-te la dracu 'LSU
Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:03 PM
I told you not to hire him
Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:22 PM
Whatever happened to Chalk anyways? @vader is the guy still alive?
Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:26 PM
Hardly any of the people who were here when I first got here post anymore.
Posted 30 July 2013 - 09:29 PM
Chalk is alive and somewhat well. when he left here he took a job as a fluffer for the 3rd largest producer of gay porn in Eastern Europe. From there he made his way to Thailand where his ability to pass himself off as a 13 yr old boy allowed him to live out his dream of working as one of the world famous lady-boy prostitutes that ply their trade in the seedy streets of Bangkok. Sadly he came down with a particularly aggressive strain of bull-head clap and was run out if the country. He made his way to Cambodia where he met up with a guy claiming to be a doctor specializing in sex reassignment surgery. Seeing his chance for finally being the girl he knew he was supposed to be he saved up his trick money (he was still working as a hooker, just with a much lower rate) and allowed this guy to operate on him in a hotel room. The so-called surgery left him almost dead and with a mutilated stump that serves as a penis and one very mangled testicle. He's back home now living in his mom's basement spending his days playing Farmville and watching cat videos on YouTube. The poor bastard has to wear a colostomy bag due to the damage to his penis as well as the total loss of bowel control due to years of abuse to his anus during his time in Southeast Asia.
Edited by Darth Vader, 30 July 2013 - 09:31 PM.
Formerly known as Vader and WarEagle73
Posted 11 February 2014 - 09:02 PM
Posted 11 February 2014 - 09:38 PM
never saw this....nice bump possum
"Whenever I see those crimson jerseys and crimson helmets, I feel humbled to have played football for Alabama. Other players in the NFL talk to me about their schools and their traditions. I just smile knowing the immense love Alabama fans have for our school and its football program. I'm proud to be a part of that Crimson Tide heritage."
-- Derrick Thomas
-- Derrick Thomas
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