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New Practical Math Test Helps Scores for Kids in the Hood

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Schools are finally starting to teach practical maths that these
kids can use in real-world situations!

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1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every
10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive- by shooting. How many mofos can
Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload ?

2. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320
and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest
of his shit ?

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per
day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit ?

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20%
profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside ?

5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and
$1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many
more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?.

6. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average
letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz.
Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over ?

7. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang.
What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up ?

8. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor
that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a
week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's
income ?

9. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his
common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will
be left when he gets out ?

10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan
loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece,
how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked ?

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Why doesn't Antonio just buy individual grams??

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View Postcocky4ever, on 17 May 2013 - 05:02 PM, said:

Why doesn't Antonio just buy individual grams??

cheaper in bulk.

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View PostHerschel Talker, on 17 May 2013 - 05:39 PM, said:


Isn't everything?

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View Postsmokeyone, on 17 May 2013 - 05:23 PM, said:



cheaper in bulk.

3.5 for 320 > 1 for 85

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View PostKneesInTheBreeze, on 17 May 2013 - 05:42 PM, said:



Isn't everything?

Everything you read??.... probably


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I fail to find the humor.

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If Antonio is paying $325 for an 8ball, he needs to borrow one of those AK's from his boy Lajames cuz he's getting ripped off!
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It'd be funnier if the people were called Cletus and Jethro and the math problems involved moonshine, pregnant cousins and burning crosses

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View Postzartan, on 17 May 2013 - 07:05 PM, said:

It'd be funnier if the people were called Cletus and Jethro and the math problems involved moonshine, pregnant cousins and burning crosses


Alabama fan qualification test?
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Edited by CockyinCola, 17 May 2013 - 08:41 PM.

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