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Malzahn takes AU to a 10-3 record with a win in the Cotton Bowl. Mack Brown goes 6-6 and Texas comes calling. Do you think Malzahn leaves, or stays to continue to build at Auburn?

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I don't think hypothetical is quite the right word for this.

But I'd bet he stays.

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Topped reading after

"Malzahn takes AU to a 10-3 record"

Edited by Dawgfan4life24, 24 April 2013 - 02:19 PM.

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I'll play...

Malzahn wears a different color orange than Auburn in that "hypothetical."

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Texas has shown no sign of wanting to fire Brown.He must know something on someone big or texas just don't care about winning that much.It baffles me.IMO,Malzahn needs to stay put for awhile or no one will want his job hopping ass.

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Malzahn's history would say he leaves

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Hypothetically, if my dong stretched 1000 miles, I could boink Zooey Deschanel from my desk.
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View PostHerschel Talker, on 24 April 2013 - 02:55 PM, said:

Hypothetically, if my dong stretched 1000 miles, I could boink Zooey Deschanel from my desk.

Lucky!

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If you were a hot dog.....would you eat yourself?
all your bases are belong to us

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View PostHerschel Talker, on 24 April 2013 - 02:55 PM, said:

Hypothetically, if my dong stretched 1000 miles, I could boink Zooey Deschanel from my desk.

wouldnt be nearly as much fun
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Seriously. A season I will never forget.

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several years back a few of us were at a yard party. while enjoying cold beverage a dog started licking himself. my friend turned to his wife and said "if i could do that i would have never married you". she knocked the shit out of him.


edit auburn needs to worry more about their schedule than the coach leaving.

Edited by bbqit, 24 April 2013 - 05:07 PM.

Du-te la dracu 'LSU

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this is some thread. auburn and private parts.
Du-te la dracu 'LSU

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View Postcocky4ever, on 24 April 2013 - 03:17 PM, said:

If you were a hot dog.....would you eat yourself?

Heck, I would. I'd cover myself in relish and I'd be delicious. Then I'd wash it down with an ice cold budweiser.

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if we win a national championship next year and keihl frazier wins the heisman does frodo tripping in the woods make a sound if no one is around to see his penis?


that's how this thread reads.
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View Postbbqit, on 24 April 2013 - 05:06 PM, said:

several years back a few of us were at a yard party. while enjoying cold beverage a dog started licking himself. my friend turned to his wife and said "if i could do that i would have
never married you". she knocked the shit out of him.


Same thing happened at a tailgate last year.  A dog was licking his balls and I said to @jacob 'don't you wish you could do that?'  Jacob said ' yeah, but I'm afraid he'd bite me'

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