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Man in Auburn shirt claims to be Jesus, crashes into gas pump

Started by jthomas666, Feb 15 2013 03:09 PM

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 03:09 PM

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A Decatur man claimed he was Jesus Christ after crashing his car Wednesday in the Corr Wireless parking lot and uprooting a kerosene pump at the gas station next door, witnesses said.

Decatur police identified the driver of the red Toyota Corolla as Zachary Matthew Minson, 33. Officers arrested him for disorderly conduct at the scene of the 2:30 p.m. wreck, which caused a fuel spill and damage to two parked vehicles.

Police spokesman Lt. John Crouch said Minson was intoxicated, but police later said a charge of driving under the influence was pending toxicology results.

Minson threw his head back and repeatedly screamed "God!" before falling on the pavement as police tried to take him into custody. "He was acting real weird," said Brook White of Athens, whose parked car was struck when the Corolla knocked a parked pickup into it. "He said his name was Jesus Christ."

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 03:16 PM

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You can't make this shit up. I wonder what Auburn fan that was from this site.

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 03:26 PM

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let the record state this did not happen in mississippi

Du-te la dracu 'LSU

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 03:28 PM

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when did Cam gain so much weight ?

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 03:30 PM

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CrimsoNation713, on 15 February 2013 - 03:28 PM, said:

when did Cam gain so much weight ?

its his twin brother

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 03:52 PM

Lennay Kekua showed me her tits

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Looks like Krieg won't be online for a while

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 04:07 PM

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 04:08 PM

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Wasnt me. I live in Decatur Ga not Alabama

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 04:10 PM

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Haha he studied at UA Huntsville

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TheRealBrave, on 15 February 2013 - 03:16 PM, said:

You can't make this shit up. I wonder what Auburn fan that was from this site.

Has to be skip.

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 04:13 PM

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I remember my first time huffing airplane glue

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 04:29 PM

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cocky4ever, on 15 February 2013 - 04:13 PM, said:

I remember my first time huffing airplane glue

Then you were doing' it wrong.

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 04:33 PM

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Kriegs the glue guy and hes not here....hmmmm

Bringing Kimbrel in to close is like unleashing

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 04:43 PM

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The guy looks like he has bigger titties than other women. Kudos to him. I'm sure some inmate will appreciate that.

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 08:30 AM

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I work in Decatur glad I missed all this... would try about half of whatever he was on.

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