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SEC Family Tree

Started by UK4Life, Feb 14 2013 04:34 PM

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 04:34 PM

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Texas A&M fan i work with emailed this to me. Had to put it up.

Grandpappy - Tennessee (sure, he did something meaningful once in life, but now we just gather around to pay him respect)

Grandmammy - Kentucky (sweet, kind, gentle, and lets everyone win)

Daddy - Alabama (next challenge?)

Momma - Florida (she sure was hot back then, but now you get more bad days then good)

Dad's kid brother - Georgia (sure, he's won a few fights over the years, but compared to Daddy...)

Mom's uppity sister - Vanderbilt (thinks high and mighty of herself, but not willing to do any real work...and doesn't like anyone else marrying into the family)

Dad's Cousin - Auburn (Won the lotto, lost it all on hookers and blow, and is now selling used books out of a VW van)

Mom's cousin - Ole Miss (sexy and sweet, but there's a secret there that you just can't figure out)

Mom & Dad's Oldest - LSU (tough as they come, but when he gets out of line Daddy has no problem taking off the belt and multiple championship rings)

Mom & Dad's Middle Kid - Miss State (almost gets noticed)

Mom & Dad's Fraternal Twin #1 - South Carolina (has to do everthing different from everyone else, all the time)

Mom & Dad's Fraternal Twin #2 - Arkansas (keep trying, you'll make it, keep going, almost there...)

Adopted Kid #1 - Texas A&M (not coutning any chickens, but this kid might turn out to be a cash cow for the family)

Adopted Kid #2 - Missouri (you know that one kid you adopted that you wish you could take back)

Edited by UK4Life, 14 February 2013 - 04:36 PM.

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 04:36 PM

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Auburn made me LOL

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 04:40 PM

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I was just about to high five it then I got to the part about Mizzou.

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 10:39 PM

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Who's ya daddy?

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 10:40 PM

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RammaJamma, on 14 February 2013 - 10:39 PM, said:

Who's ya daddy?

Adopted kid number 2?

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 10:54 PM

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Lol hilarious

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 11:00 PM

You are the best of us!!! Thank you!!!

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 11:26 PM

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Lame.

The guy who sent it would be a good candidate for the Homer thread though.

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