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If love were oil, i'd be about a quart low...

Started by dcbl, Feb 07 2013 11:10 PM

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 11:10 PM

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OK - so everyone has relationship problems. It's just a fact of life.

Unless you don't have any relationships. In which case, you might as well be dead...

My wife can be unreasonable. She wants me to pay attention to her. Play with the kids. Cut the grass. Go to work every day and bring home a paycheck.

You know - a bunch of unreasonable sh!t like that...

Please feel free to open up about YOUR relationship issues in this thread.

Thanks for listening to my rant...

Edited by dcbl, 07 February 2013 - 11:12 PM.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 11:13 PM

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Im single i have nothing to contribute to this thread. :trollface:

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 11:16 PM

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Ol' righty cramps up on me sometimes.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 11:18 PM

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also single, see its this magical thing where if a woman is unreasonable or acts like a bitch, you can just never see her again. Its awesome, lots of uncommitted sex etc, I never understood marriage anyway.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 11:24 PM

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Penguin, on 07 February 2013 - 11:18 PM, said:

also single, see its this magical thing where if a woman is unreasonable or acts like a bitch, you can just never see her again. Its awesome, lots of uncommitted sex etc, I never understood marriage anyway.

Especially not government marriage. Wanna know why divorce rates are so high? The government basically says, "Don't like your husband? Leave him, we'll get you half of his shit!".

bmccall, on 17 July 2012 - 06:30 PM, said:

Our phenominal fan base and support is our tradition. Unfortunately winning isnt.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 11:26 PM

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Dawgy_Style, on 07 February 2013 - 11:24 PM, said:

Especially not government marriage. Wanna know why divorce rates are so high? The government basically says, "Don't like your husband? Leave him, we'll get you half of his shit!".

oh yes, I will never ever ever enter contractual relationship based on romance where you get half the shit I worked my ass off for if you stop liking me? da fuq is that? Now if I find the PERFECT woman who I don't want to share etc, pre nup is still a must. Doubt that's gonna happen though, could be because I'm in college and it feels like I live in a candy store full of pussy, but...idk man after this I may move to nyc and thats even better haha

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 01:12 AM

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have a gf

live in my own house, alone

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 01:29 AM

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well I really don't have shit when it comes to relationships at this moment

no gf

no sex life

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but also no nagging

no money to waste on girls

no commitment

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 01:33 AM

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 02:41 AM

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valintines day is the WORST for single girls, and the BEST for single guys who dodged that bullet for a whole other year.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 12:02 PM

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dcbl, on 07 February 2013 - 11:10 PM, said:

OK - so everyone has relationship problems. It's just a fact of life.

Unless you don't have any relationships. In which case, you might as well be dead...

My wife can be unreasonable. She wants me to pay attention to her. Play with the kids. Cut the grass. Go to work every day and bring home a paycheck.

You know - a bunch of unreasonable sh!t like that...

Please feel free to open up about YOUR relationship issues in this thread.

Thanks for listening to my rant...

Punch her in the throat and tell her to STFU!! Works for me. Just remind her that you hit her because you love her!!

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 12:08 PM

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dcbl, on 07 February 2013 - 11:10 PM, said:

OK - so everyone has relationship problems. It's just a fact of life.

Unless you don't have any relationships. In which case, you might as well be dead...

My wife can be unreasonable. She wants me to pay attention to her. Play with the kids. Cut the grass. Go to work every day and bring home a paycheck.

You know - a bunch of unreasonable sh!t like that...

Please feel free to open up about YOUR relationship issues in this thread.

Thanks for listening to my rant...

take pride in what ya got and she will only complain without warrant. Yes, that still happens too. As for you single folks, never start a relationship after thanksgiving. That same girl will be there the day after Christmas. Never start a relationship between new year's and feb 14. That way you get to keep your tax refund instead of spending it on valentines. If you start hunting you will notice the open season dates to hunt will keep you from making one of those mistakes.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 12:16 PM

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You guys have nothing to complain about... You don't have a family of psychotic degenerates:

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That being said... you also don't have the smoking hot Lady Deadpool either...

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 12:59 PM

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If love were oil I'd buy a damned Nissan Leaf.

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Love my finacee but she drives me fking crazy with the bitching sometimes. And when its that time of the month. Shes like juggling a grenade. One slip and she explodes. I love her and she does a ton for me and most of the time shes great, but man when shes in "that mood" shes down right exhausting.

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