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View PostJDawg, on 26 January 2013 - 02:45 PM, said:

Being reported by folks in Houston that he's headed back from Oxford. Where to? I don't know.
I can counter this, my friend!

Have a seat and let me tell you the story of how this saga came to be, and what is on Mr. Jones' agenda for today.

** Late yesterday afternoon, disguised as faithful bookfarmers, an elite Red and Blue Team 6 penetrated the Maroon defenses around the MSU safehouse located in Houston and, knowing that no one willingly goes to Oxford, abducted Mr. Jones.He was then whisked away in a black Land Rover which easily outdistanced the pursuing herd of pick-ups and tractors driven by the outclassed defenders of all that is good and righteous from People's University.

He was then taken to Sardis where he was introduced to his potential Dolphins, two veterans who, reputedly, have been responsible for the conversion of several key recruits in the past. Next stop was sorority row where he was given his choice of WWS's. (Women Who Swallow, for the ignorant.) After that we are not allowed to report.

This afternoon, the agenda includes a hearty breakfast, followed by the Walk of Champions, indoctrination and brainwashing, the ceremonial passing of the duffles, the de-commitment ceremony, and adoration sessions will follow.

It will, of course, close with a brief sermon from Freezus and a benediction. **


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" (Dakota) Prescott completed 58.4 percent of his passes in 2013, 11th among the 13 SEC quarterbacks with enough attempts to qualify. He threw 10 touchdowns to seven interceptions, a TD-to-INT ratio more on par with Arkansas' Brandon Allen (13-10) than Manziel. "  -Hugh Kellenburger


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^^^you left the part out where hes only been a state commit to get buddy-buddy with shump so he can flip him too and any other of our recruits that yall have room for......it being slim pickins and all.

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View Postshamoan, on 26 January 2013 - 03:02 PM, said:

^^^you left the part out where hes only been a state commit to get buddy-buddy with shump so he can flip him too and any other of our recruits that yall have room for......it being slim pickins and all.
Thanks for picking up the slack, Shamoan. :cheers:

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" (Dakota) Prescott completed 58.4 percent of his passes in 2013, 11th among the 13 SEC quarterbacks with enough attempts to qualify. He threw 10 touchdowns to seven interceptions, a TD-to-INT ratio more on par with Arkansas' Brandon Allen (13-10) than Manziel. "  -Hugh Kellenburger


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Y'all are all Posted Imageing ridiculous.

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He want a bottle nose dolphin like CJ?
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