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A man on a Qantas flight over the weekend fell victim to one of the classic blunders: alarming some people whose sense of humor is mostly dead. On an Australia to New Zealand flight, passenger Wynand Mullins wore a T-shirt with a name-tag graphic that read Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. While the flight was boarding, a flight attendant asked Mullins if he could change his shirt, as it was making some of his fellow passengers ... not nervous, but maybe a little bit concerned. Instead of arguing that the shirt does not mean what they think it means, Mullins, being a decent fellow, and not wanting to mock anyone's pain, told the flight attendant he would do as she wished. Without much time for dilly-dallying, "[t]he flight attendant left in search of another T-shirt," however, she "never returned." Putting a damper on their relationship, the flight attendant "didn't make eye contact with Mr Mullins again," not even to ask if he wanted a peanut.

The write up almost makes up for the incident itself.
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good gawd what idiots
"Whenever I see those crimson jerseys and crimson helmets, I feel humbled to have played football for Alabama. Other players in the NFL talk to me about their schools and their traditions. I just smile knowing the immense love Alabama fans have for our school and its football program. I'm proud to be a part of that Crimson Tide heritage."

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View PostCrimsoNation713, on 23 January 2013 - 10:01 AM, said:

INCONCEIVABLE!!
fixed it.
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Maybe they should question the guy who was getting nervous.....

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View PostHothotz, on 23 January 2013 - 10:06 AM, said:

Maybe they should question the guy who was getting nervous.....
he might have killed someone ?
"Whenever I see those crimson jerseys and crimson helmets, I feel humbled to have played football for Alabama. Other players in the NFL talk to me about their schools and their traditions. I just smile knowing the immense love Alabama fans have for our school and its football program. I'm proud to be a part of that Crimson Tide heritage."

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View PostCrimsoNation713, on 23 January 2013 - 10:13 AM, said:

he might have killed someone ?
Perhaps he had six fingers on one hand.
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View Postjthomas666, on 23 January 2013 - 10:58 PM, said:

Perhaps he had six fingers on one hand.
3 nipples ?
"Whenever I see those crimson jerseys and crimson helmets, I feel humbled to have played football for Alabama. Other players in the NFL talk to me about their schools and their traditions. I just smile knowing the immense love Alabama fans have for our school and its football program. I'm proud to be a part of that Crimson Tide heritage."

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View Postjthomas666, on 23 January 2013 - 10:04 AM, said:

INCONCEIVABLE!!
fixed it.

You keep usink that word.  I do not thin it means what you thin it means.
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View Postrco3, on 23 January 2013 - 11:16 PM, said:



You keep usink that word.  I do not thin it means what you thin it means.
As you wish...



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