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Brazilian prostitutes to learn English in anticipation of the 2014 World Cup

Started by Show Stopper, Jan 08 2013 06:01 PM

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 06:01 PM

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Looks like they had no trouble getting some english teachers, psychologists, and doctors to "volunteer" their services as they prepare for this.

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 06:22 PM

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Prostitution is legal in Brazil

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 06:28 PM

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Darth Vader, on 08 January 2013 - 06:22 PM, said:

<- Starts checking ticket prices to Brazil

how did I know you'd come in here ???? lololol

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 06:35 PM

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CrimsoNation713, on 08 January 2013 - 06:28 PM, said:

how did I know you'd come in here ???? lololol

You know I'm naturally drawn to the Dark Side in all things.

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 06:39 PM

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I have degrees in English education... WTF am I doing sitting here typing this still?

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 06:43 PM

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Neil Caudle is Superman, on 08 January 2013 - 06:39 PM, said:

Holy

I have degrees in English education... WTF am I doing sitting here typing this still?

Well, they need to learn English. You can teach English. You need poon. They have poon for sale... I'm sure you can work out a mutually beneficial arrangement.

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 06:45 PM

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Darth Vader, on 08 January 2013 - 06:43 PM, said:

Well, they need to learn English. You can teach English. You need poon. They have poon for sale... I'm sure you can work out a mutually beneficial arrangement.

I believe that the Dark Lord's wisdom has been underestimated. And I even speak enough Spanish to be able to say things like "dame cabeza" or "quiero un trabajo de soplar". Yesss... Yeesss... It is all coming together.

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 07:47 AM

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So what kind of english are they gonna learn? Southern? Yankee? Left coast surf board? Ebonics? Bet they are disappointed when they find out "everything" isn't bigger in Texas.

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 07:49 AM

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Neil Caudle is Superman, on 08 January 2013 - 06:45 PM, said:

I believe that the Dark Lord's wisdom has been underestimated. And I even speak enough Spanish to be able to say things like "dame cabeza" or "quiero un trabajo de soplar". Yesss... Yeesss... It is all coming together.

That's great and all, but Spanish isn't widely spoken in Brazil

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 08:03 AM

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Darth Vader, on 08 January 2013 - 06:22 PM, said:

<- Starts checking ticket prices to Brazil

Please let me know what you find sir. Thanx

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Herschel Talker, on 09 January 2013 - 07:49 AM, said:

That's great and all, but Spanish isn't widely spoken in Brazil

It's close enough to Portuguese that between it and hand gestures it should all work out.

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