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View Postshk666, on 09 January 2013 - 10:54 AM, said:

I <3 barners!
:o :o :o
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View PostSECorBust, on 11 January 2013 - 09:08 AM, said:

wow.... now that had to leave a mark!

So here's the deal: If it snows on your campus, you're no longer invited to play for the BCS national championship.
Notre Dame? Beat it. You can join Ohio State and any other cold-weather northern team in playing some lesser bowl, against some lesser opponent from outside the league where they pick their teeth with the splintered bones of Yankee intruders.
That would be the Southeastern Conference, which has won seven crystal footballs in a row and clearly is never going to lose again in a title game.
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Swear to god I read on some forum or some comment from a ND poster that said "evidence that saban is an asshole: he still had his starters in up 21-0 and still throwing the ball"....

I was feckin dumbfounded....even a few ND commenters were like "dude..."

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Te'o missed more tackles in the NCG than he did the whole rest of the season

Oh wait - that isn't a joke - that actually happened :D

Other favorite stats:
Bama scored 69 unanswered points across 3 NC games - clock total was over 2 full games
264 yards passing; 265 yards rushing - impeccable balance once again

A few others that I didn't quite retain the full context of
AJ threw for the first Alabama championship passing TD since sometime in the 70s (maybe?)
AJ ended the season with 30 TDs which set a school record
AJ ended the season with 30TDs and only 3 INTs which was also statistically significant - I just can't recall the context
Lacy and Yeldon both had more yards after contact than ND had total rush yards
Total score for the season - UA 542; opponents 153

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View PostBamaBabe73, on 11 January 2013 - 01:31 PM, said:

Te'o missed more tackles in the NCG than he did the whole rest of the season

Oh wait - that isn't a joke - that actually happened :D

Other favorite stats:
Bama scored 69 unanswered points across 3 NC games - clock total was over 2 full games
264 yards passing; 265 yards rushing - impeccable balance once again

A few others that I didn't quite retain the full context of
AJ threw for the first Alabama championship passing TD since sometime in the 70s (maybe?)
AJ ended the season with 30 TDs which set a school record
AJ ended the season with 30TDs and only 3 INTs which was also statistically significant - I just can't recall the context
Lacy and Yeldon both had more yards after contact than ND had total rush yards
Total score for the season - UA 542; opponents 153
geeezzzz.ur sexy when u talk stats....lololol
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-- Derrick Thomas

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In that case, here's one more I just read:

Since 2009, Alabama has had 11 first round draft picks.  Next closest is USC at a whopping 6.

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Alabama is displaying a degree of football dominance that can seldom be matched in my lifetime.  Oh wait, that wasn't funny.........
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View PostBamaBabe73, on 11 January 2013 - 01:31 PM, said:

264 yards passing; 265 yards rushing - impeccable balance once again


Possibly the most balanced Bama offense of all time? I think so..

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