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Who's Tears Are The Most Delicious...Mack Brown, Bob Stoops, or Brian Kelly?

Started by CCRider, Jan 07 2013 11:15 PM

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 11:15 PM

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Individually I will say Mack Brown's but when combined with his program's fan base I do believe Brian Kelly's are the most scrumptious.

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 11:18 PM

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Throw Lou's in there for dessert

Bringing Kimbrel in to close is like unleashing

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Show Stopper

Posted 07 January 2013 - 11:21 PM

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Mack Brown's by far but the combined tears of Brian Kelly and Lou Holtz might put them over the top.

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 12:59 AM

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This Douche bag's:

http://m.youtube.com...h?v=U-PeuN0A6EA

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 01:03 AM

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Kelly post game inteview?

Yeah I ain't mad!

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 01:03 AM

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I like Brian Kelly.. after all, he publicly admitted he wanted Bama to stay in the locker room at half time. But I Hate ND.

No one's tears are more tasty than Original Image: <a href='http://www.sectalk.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/lanekiffin.gif' class='bbc_url' title=''>http://www.sectalk.c.../lanekiffin.gif</a>

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 11:16 AM

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SECorBust, on 08 January 2013 - 12:59 AM, said:

This Douche bag's:

http://m.youtube.com...h?v=U-PeuN0A6EA

I turned it off when he said "I dont think y'all have a chance against ND"

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 11:18 AM

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 11:48 AM

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has lou made an espn appearance yet since the ass raping?

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 12:00 PM

... or Eimii, that works too.

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I have found that Thanksgiving leftovers taste much better when Seminole tears are added.

But given recent events, I would say Lou's tears. And probably soon to come, Delany/B1G tears.

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 12:11 PM

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Stoops for me. That was extremely satisfying and will make a fine terd coming out.

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 12:15 PM

Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes

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Stefanozz, on 08 January 2013 - 12:11 PM, said:

Stoops for me. That was extremely satisfying and will make a fine terd coming out.

We probably wont play for a very long time, so enjoy it.

I like Macks crying about how the Upside Horns sign is negative and hurts his team.....pussy.

Edited by BlackSheep 171, 08 January 2013 - 12:56 PM.

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 12:22 PM

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I have a lot of respect for Brian Kelly. He owned up to the beating.

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 01:18 PM

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CrimsoNation713, on 07 January 2013 - 11:18 PM, said:

Throw Lou's in there for dessert

The problem with Lou tears is that you never know when a little spittle has landed in them.

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